Ranch Devereaux

Due to the affordability crisis, this year Thanksgiving Dinner will all be in chip form. What better way to spend Black Friday than on the terlet.

Voted yes on Prop 1992 - building data centers on your mom’s butt

I’m sorry but the way some people are like *hand on hip, scrunched face* “I’m voting no on 40 because it’s worded weird and it’s only one time” like WHAT are you mental idc if it’s only one time - that’s better than NO TIMES. And worded weird??? The fuck! Who cares! Anything is better than nothing.

Did someone say HATurday? No? No one? You there? Hmm? No? Right. Carry on.

The eyes may close but the tits never sleep

Always a fun game deciphering if I’m experiencing depression or just situational discontentment - of which I have the power to change.

It’s been one of those months at work where it’s like okay but maybe I should try fentanyl

Linda Cardellini going from b-movie (that’s generous!) cover gal to Emmy winning actress and tv series headliner - some of us have been here the entire time

Also I am watching her in Camp Crystal, because I will watch her read the phone book, but it is very gory and I am nervous the entire time

Linda Cardellini going from b-movie (that’s generous!) cover gal to Emmy winning actress and tv series headliner - some of us have been here the entire time

You Can See Everything is what it’s like to do ketamine

Oh absolutely not

Oh

Everyone deserves to be the hottest person in the room at some point in their life

Okay sorry Costco but a shower head is not what I thought that was at first