Andy Turner

Sebastian Gorka refusing to answer the simple question “is Russia a threat” tells you everything you need to know about the Trump admins views on Russia. #politicslive

Aaaand under the bus goes Kegsbreath www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I’m a Celebrity proving once again that the UK is racist as fuck

Is there, or has there ever been, a more vile creature to ever crawl across the surface of this planet? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

This clown is so easily fooled it’s scary www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

In other words, they’ve destroyed all the incriminating stuff www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Well release the rest of them then? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...

The net is closing in www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Is this “draining the swamp”? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

The worst possible president, at the worst possible time Six dead in Russian airstrikes, hours after Trump shelves bid for Putin talks www.bbc.com/news/article...

I wonder if Trump’s stance on climate change is anything to do with that nice shiny jumbo jet he received from Qatar…

Boris Johnson rocking up to the Covid inquiry looking a total mess as per usual. At least have a proper shave you scruffy twat

They need to do this every fucking day until that scum bag is hounded out of the White House No Kings protests begin as huge anti-Trump rallies sweep across US www.bbc.com/news/article...

Trump claiming the end of war in the Middle East is so ludicrously premature, and another example of how ridiculously naive and ignorant he is when it comes to foreign affairs and diplomacy Bowen: Trump's role in Gaza ceasefire was decisive, but not a roadmap to peace www.bbc.com/news/article...

Why is the BBC leading with Tommy Robinson’s defence’s argument? The way they report the news these days leans so far right it’s ridiculous #bbc #tommyrobinson

Well it was only a matter of time. Dirty bastard Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison www.bbc.com/news/article...

So instead of using their collective wealth to help the world avoid any catastrophic events, these rich arseholes are spending their money to ensure they’re safe when the shit hits the fan. Fuck these scumbags. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Truth Social meltdown in 3….2….1…..

“Hey Benji, announce today you’ve agreed to my peace deal. After they’ve named the Nobel winner you can go back to doing whatever the fuck you like”

This is not ‘Donald Trump’s peace plan’ any more than anything else he ever ‘built’ in his life. Like everything else, he got someone else to create it, slapped his name on it and will take the credit for it.

There is not a single person in the world who doesn’t know who Ghislaine Maxwell is apart from Donald J Trump, President of the United States, apparently

Trump’s ’little boy lost’ routine when asked about Ghislaine Maxwell is his biggest tell to date that whatever is in the Epstein files is terrible for him.

Trump on Ghislaine Maxwell “I haven’t heard the name in so long”. The bullshit he expects us to believe is getting more and more outlandish. That name has been living rent free in your head for years.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

I’m sure Pfizer selling drugs through the TrumpRx website and Tylenol ‘causing autism’ are just a mere coincidence. This is Andrew Wakefield all over again

This peace deal will be a piece of cake. I mean all hamas will have to do is agree to be totally obliterated and we’re all good

I wonder what radical leftist messages be written on the bullets this time…

McIlroy to the Ryder cup crowd “shut the fuck up”. If only they would. US golf fans are absolute bellends

Does anyone actually believe this ‘the bullets were etched with…’ bullshit?

More of this, please www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Hey America! Just a suggestion, but maybe elect the most intelligent person to your highest office next time instead of the biggest fucking moron on planet earth.

Hey, if they think having a trans roommate for less than a semester is proof he's not a right-winger, what does that mean for a guy who was best friends with a pedophile for over a decade?

Trump: "Everybody did a great job... you start off with absolutely nothing... and so much work has been done over the last two and a half days”. You caught him because his dad shopped him you idiot

They’ll probably bury him on a Trump golf course along with the Epstein files #charliekirk

This has got Trump’s grubby fingerprints all over it #charliekirk

If Reform get in I don’t think I’ll be able to bear living in the UK. What the fuck is going on with this fucking country ffs

Give that man the Nobel peace prize! Trump to rebrand Pentagon as Department of War www.bbc.com/news/article...

Spiteful, petty, pathetic little wanker www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I’m sure it was just a coincidence that she was moved to a low security prison immediately after this interview #epsteinfiles Ghislaine Maxwell denies seeing 'inappropriate' conduct by Trump www.bbc.com/news/article...

And suddenly it all becomes clear why Ghislaine Maxwell has been moved to a nice comfortable low security prison. FFS could they make it more obvious #epsteinfiles www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Simple - Putin wants Ukraine and Trump wants the Nobel Peace prize #trumpputinsummit What do Putin and Trump each want from summit in Alaska? www.bbc.com/news/article...

So the “no war” president has now gone to war with his own country

He’s just so good at presidenting #trumptariffs #taco www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Tell me more about how terrible the women’s penalties were… #communityshield

“It’s not our job to tell them what they should or should not do” While simultaneously telling every other country what they should or should not do. #gazagenocide #fuckisrael US shrugs off Gaza escalation - drifting further away from allies www.bbc.com/news/article...

So do Russia have 10 or 12 days? Or was he just chatting shit as always?

TACO strikes again www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

It’s one thing having an appalling policy like this. It’s another thing again being absolute cunts about it. Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 song 'sick' www.bbc.com/news/article...

Trump calling Farage “slightly conservative” tells you everything you need to know about Trump’s politics

This is the most cringe-inducingly bad press conference I’ve ever heard from a US president. Just embarrassingly bad