Andy Kalmowitz

y’all see it too right

people still defending Joe Paterno in 2026

reading the reactions to the Bank of America VP being killed makes me think that maybe people on BlueSky aren't as good and kindhearted as they think they are

So there was Jeremy Renner-style app for Bill Cosby that actually predated it by like 8 years

Im blogging on a level not seen in at least a decade www.jalopnik.com/2241980/bmw-...

shitposted on main today

Bluesky, we'd like to introduce ourselves. The staff of Static Media would like to announce that we have formed a union with @wgaeast.bsky.social. Much like Jalopnik has already unionized and been recognized, we would like to request a voluntary recognition for all the Static Media sites.

Need y'all to walk with me rn, bc Olivia Rodrigo's u + me = <3 sounds soooo much like Garbage by Parade. luve them both shoutout ATV Offroad Fury

Hey dorks I drove a Smart Crossblade and it was godawful www.jalopnik.com/2199411/smar...

AMAZING THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN CORVETTE C8 OWNERSHIP FACEBOOK GROUPS

omg it’s the first car ever made!!! 🤩🤩🤩

i like remembering ive got bluesky once a quarter and then forgetting again. until next time

I wasn’t mean enough to these people

Me and my bluesky family