Daniel Golson

"Young mayor gets caught using police gym for pickup basketball" is the plot of a kids movie where the mayor is the hero

I’m about to See Everything again

There are individual cats with 3 billion views

last night I got through all but the last 30 minutes of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, which I've seen before but don't know how I'll rate yet

I was born to answer this text message

Yeah I own a V16 now, I know you’re jealous

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Last quarter Tesla published a chart that showed “Cumulative Paid Robotaxi Miles,” which actually showed a quarter-on-quarter decline. Yesterday the company completely changed the chart. It only shows raw miles now: techcrunch.com/2026/10/22/t...

watching the Mona Lisa being painted etc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh9d...

how all of these conversations would actually go

Why is this student so upset about the mushroom, though? What could it have done to make her protest across the whole continent

No movie has made me squirm as much in my seat, jaw agape hands gripping the armrests, as You Can See Everything

Love, Angel. Music. Baby. really is one of the greatest albums of all time, especially the 2019 remaster in Dolby Atmos

what kills me about AI is that the people making it always talk about these high-minded uses that would supposedly benefit the world, but in the real world it's always used for the most manipulative and disgusting slop you can possibly imagine futurism.com/artificial-i...

My final tally after five days with the Revuelto. Highest mpg I saw was 16, on the freeway/PCH drive out to Malibu in the calmest drive mode the whole time. Lowest was my typical around-town average of 5 mpg, because city traffic and Sport mode

Shouldn’t New England be renamed New America first, and then New Mexico can be Newer America or New America 2

Do I feel like an asshole for wearing Pilotis to drive a Lamborghini, yes, but they’re the only shoes I own narrow enough to actually fit my foot comfortably on the dead pedal

This is the cure for depression

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

it's almost sunday but this still counts

Got a new tattoo today, same artist who did my goblin that we put it next to. They were doing Halloween flash specials this weekend, and I already had my eye on this design while scrolling through their page months ago. In love with how it came out

a huge dinosaur skeleton

I’m actually so sad about this I was hoping we’d get at least a few weeks of her being a fucking idiot

ah fuck I started my day in media res. I have no clue what's going on

It feels soooooo good to honk at people from this