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anyone else hyped for the new season of Ow My Balls

so twitter going nuts over a female Draco from Harry Potter that's just Asuka Langley Soryu recreated from first principles is definitely some kind of psyop, right

since SE clearly has no intention to follow through on the promise of summon glamours they made back when Heavensward was current beyond differently colored Carbuncles, i'm hoping Evercold at least changes up what you summon depending on whether it's a Bahamut or a Phoenix cycle #ffxiv

i'm a simple man. i see a youtube video with an AI-generated thumbnail and i click "don't recommend channel"

heard some places are getting temperatures in the 50s fahrenheit. that's nice. anyway it's going to keep being triple digit heat index for like the rest of the month here. we need to start executing oil and ai CEOs on live television

every time some new johnny-come-lately deity in #ffxiv swears they're going to destroy me and everyone i ever cared about i'm just like

finally got around to playing with beastmaster in #ffxiv for a bit and this is just FFXI skillchains. this absolutely did not need to be a limited job

lukewarm-ass #ffxiv take by now i'm sure but blue mage and beastmaster should have been regular classes instead of this "limited job" nonsense in fact the only FF class that *should* be a limited job is like, *maybe* mime

"i always knew Fetterman was a snake" no you didn't. shut up

lrp between that and the Metal Slug location test getting an official release, what's next for holy grails of videogame prototypes? Conker 64? the Mario RPG build that the screenshot with Luigi in it comes from? Neo-Geo Crystalis 2? man anything seems possible

WHAT

while the chance isn't 0%, i don't think tomorrow's Direct is going to show a new Smash Bros because it's probably a bit too early in the Switch 2's life for it but man, whenever the next Smash hype cycle DOES come around it's going to be absolutely insufferable thanks to AI

i've never been one who really gives a shit about graphics but damn the OoT remake looks so good

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

lrp does this mean Undertale raids for FFXIV in 9.0

woahhh these designs are so cute..

there's no way this whole thing isn't vibe coded, i give it until the end of the weekend *tops* before someone hacks these to be Epstein-themed

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

starting to remember why samurai is my go-to melee job in #ffxiv instead of dragoon. i love drg's aesthetic but its rotation is like trying to do Sonic 3's level select code over and over again, meanwhile sam is just "hehe midare setsugekka go brrrrrrr"

rdm changes i want in #ffxiv Evercold: - you can have either verfire OR verstone procced but not both, one overwrites the other - also they replace jolt instead of being their own button - maybe you can only get it to proc if that mana's lower too - please stop setting off my ocd over this

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

lookit @duelistmattoid.bsky.social i'm a real rdm now

the same social justice circles who welcomed the "kill all men uwu" types with open arms and wrote off anyone who didn't as a fedora-tipping MRA 12 years ago will unironically look at how bad things are now and think "damn, where did all these TERFs come from"

summer enjoyers will get to winter and be like "man this chill in the air that is easily countered by an extra shirt sure is mildly inconvenient! i'd much rather lie naked in my sweat-soaked bedsheets at half past midnight with the AC and six fans doing absolutely fuck-all"

i haven't played Fields of Mistria but everything i've seen of it suggests it's like... you know that bit in Spongebob when he's all "are saying i belong at Weenie Hut Jrs?" and the Salty Spittoon bouncer says "oh, no, i meant the place next to it" and points at Super Weenie Hut Jrs? it's like that

LRP we bullied the vagina bones guy too hard and now we're back to thinking anyone who shows visible ankle is a slut. great job, dweebs

Freaks like the one in this screenshot are helping paypros hollow out the internet and I'm tired of pretending to respect their opinions. Sorry, sexy stuff rules actually!! No one is making you play these games, if your misogyny is so bad you can't handle cleavage, literally just do anything else

>Megaman is trending >none of the posts are about Megaman

"why are democratic politicians posting condolences for Lindsey Graham" because real life isn't twitter and if they say something like "lol rest in piss you spineless closet case" ten million fence-sitting morons will be like "well THAT'S not very professional" and vote straight-ticket republican

Beano #2235, May 18, 1985

Ah. I see the people who only play #finalfantasyxiv because twitch won't let them stream Second Life are doing the LaLaFeLls ArE cHiLdReN thing again despite there being like, five openly horny lala npcs I can name just off the top of my head

my prediction for Deltarune chapter 5: weird teens on the internet who picked the Evil And Fucked Up Route for the story will be aghast and offended when something Evil And Fucked Up happens

i'm gonna start reporting people who queue for Blood Hunt with no gear or ability points on anything above normal difficulty for throwing #marvelrivals

this is what would have happened if those kids put that old silk hat they found on a garbage bag of expired ham in the grocery store's dumpster instead of a snowman

this is the man in the background of a stage in Street Fighter who comically stumbles around and falls over with his legs kicking in the air when Zangief lands the spinning piledriver

dude looks like if aliens came to earth 1000 years after we went extinct and tried to genetically engineer a new human but the only reference they had to go on was a crumbling newspaper with the headline "DISGRACED FORMER GIRLS' BASKETBALL COACH FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS" and a mugshot underneath

Joe Rogan looks like if Security Stew from the first Tony Hawk's Underground escaped the game and became a real person

it's really funny how they went to all this trouble to set up a UFC event on the white house lawn just so grandpa swiss cheese brain can fall asleep seven minutes in

me right before i get a drink thrown in my face:

have #ffxiv players invented player housing HoAs yet? i feel like that's something they'd do