Mike Drucker

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Grammy-winning composer Austin Wintory has shared his proposed soundtrack for BioWare’s now-cancelled Mass Effect 5. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/grammy-...

This is right But I have sympathy for people who feel a sense of ownership over art. These things will be in the public domain one day, and I think a tiny fraction of this outcry speaks to the desire for that to happen faster.

People are making fun of this, but it’s exactly how I felt when The Last Dance spent only 5 minutes on Space Jam

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Every clip I see about Bauza is so heartbreaking, he seems like such an amazing dude. Also, we gotta bring back using voice actors for animated shows and not just celebrities looking for an easy buck.

the AI bros are not well

on some level, this is just a form of anti-politics.

Shit even 26 years ago he sounded like an AI-generated dipshit

Trump didn't like Ramaswamy until he saw him sticking up for child rapists and their enablers. He hated the Ivy League until Cornell had a prominent fraternity gang-rape story in the news. He's not just a rapist, not just a serial rapist—he's a rape *enthusiast,* and it's why Republicans love him.

Can confirm that this is a real trailer of the Mass Effect game that BioWare was developing up until its closure yesterday www.reddit.com/r/masseffect...

References attacks WITHOUT REPEATING CHARGES? This is how you pushback at lies without giving oppo air. Ascribes MOTIVATION, tells us not just what but why Elon is at it? This is how you make your counter claim credible. Uses POISON PARASITE DEFENSE? This is how you get further bang for ad buck.

One of the few men other than my dad that my mom would admit she found attractive. Wouldn’t even tell us about guys she dated before our dad, but she was always down with the Skerritt.

"Honestly, if we end up with two hundred and twenty-five seats on the White Council, I would be disappointed. I would rather Sauron keep control of Middle-earth by five seats than have the Fellowship win by five, because then we’d be hostage to the Ents." buff.ly/9WluK1y

It is kind of crazy how much I used airbnb in the early days and found great cheap places to stay, and often would meet nice locals with friendly info to share about their neighborhoods. And now the entire thing just... sucks? I don't even consider using it anymore. It's been years.

Every. Single. Time.

YES!!!!! That’s it!

everything is bad forever

Romantasy authors don’t even describe an ass with this level of horny detail

Seeing You Can See Everything and Digger back-to-back was a very good idea and I’m a better human being for it

This has been the fundamental mechanism through which political media operates my entire life. The right makes a bunch of noise about a fake scandal, the mainstream media "covers the controversy," & normie voters get the vague impression that Dems are constantly involved in scandal.

this is like a reverse "daisy." an ad so reprehensible that it detonates the candidate's campaign. tiffinohio.net/posts/acton-...

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

if millennials could afford homes this wouldnt be a problem but this is going to hit the generation like a truck

I’m sure I’m not the first person to think this but You Can See Everything felt like the Uncut Gems of documentaries. Just insane shit.

We are all seeing this, right?

“Hi, I’m a 90-year-old rock star whose last hit came before households had dial-up modems. My personality has shifted from edgy artist to angry dad who gets blasted out of a chair in an old music video. Kids these days with their loud guitars and politics are stepping on my lawn”

it's pretty f'd up that the Trump administration is trying to deport my duly-elected member of Congress

Charging up nine devices before a flight so I can feel comforted knowing I’ve got 100% power in nine devices I won’t use during my flight

Republicans will be like, “there’s a vast media conspiracy to give democrats the questions to all debates” and it’s just one of them read a little bit beforehand

Fuck ya’all. I’ve got an opinion and I don’t give a flying fuck if you like it. So sit down, shut your ass up, and take what I’ve gotta say cuz I’m not sorry if it triggers you. (*six minutes, twenty seven seconds later*) I’ve turned off comments and quote tweets on this post because of the trolls

“My not being a slaver will do nothing to destroy the institution of slavery” is wild because a whole lot of people love using that logic everywhere to gerrymander their boundaries of being a good person

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

it's so weird that angry nerds went from "LEARN TO CODE" to "PROGRAMMING IS HARD"