John Edwards

Harrison Butker was wide right? That tracks.

Tough one tonight

Thanks for the follow, @horrorfilmfestival.bsky.social. Are you showing “24 Short Stories About the Mariners Bullpen”?

Tough one tonight

Not sure who Josh Turek is since I’m about 1500 miles away from Iowa but he sounds awesome. #ElAssico

Tough one tonight

Not sure what was worse for Drake: that pick, Super Bowl LX, or Super Bowl LIX

"We put a camera on the fish"

JSN YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN!!!!

Tough one tonight

The only park that ball doesn’t get out of is Yellowstone!

THAT BALL HAD A FAMILY!!

LAZARO MONTES BOMB 116.1 MPH, 474 feet

Tough one tonight….

Tough one tonight

Tough one tonight…

Luckily that’s only 4.8 runs after the exchange 🙃

Nick Davila is making me long for the glory days of Michael Rucker

1. Hiroshima 2. Nagasaki 3. Oregon-Portland State Will America’s abuse of Japan never end???

THE MARINERS GOT A HIT! We are *so* back!!

#Maribers

8-1 Blue Jays, got ‘em right where we want ‘em!

Remind me again why the Mariners didn’t claim Eugenio Suarez? 🤔

So supporting the Gaza Strip is a crime now?

Does the Frontier League have a mercy rule? Asking for a friend….

wheeeeeeee!

This. 💯

ABOUT DAMN TIME

Hang the flag again Cubbies!

RANDY AROZARENA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????!!

Leo Rivas, what have you done *again*???

22-0, so what? I’m back for more pain. #goms

Tough one tonight apnews.com/article/mari... match baseball's modern-era record for biggest shutout, beating Mariners 22-0

BREAKING: Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, Washington State Dept. of Transportation (WSDOT) has decided to change I-5 to I-4.9 repeating.

Good … Better …. Brock Rodden!

Mariners gonna Mariner

The Pope Hat Game has now turned into a Pagán ritual….

WTF is this? Dan Wilson gets to leave early while the rest of us have to watch the whole game? Unfair

This pregame ceremony is quite something. Usually the Mariners don’t make me cry until *after* the game….

(•_•) <) )╯POSITION / \ \(•_•) ( (> PLAYER / \ (•_•) <) )> PITCHING / \

PPP alert: That’s Victor “Bullpen Ace” Robles to you!

Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break

Final: Mariners 7 Dodgers 6

That was Mariners game 107 … I feel 107 after it!

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

TOUCHDOWN MARINERS!!!!!!!!