ansel "nan of boujou" lies

ansel "nan of boujou" lies

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i am a growing glowing man (he/him) illustrator & graphic designer minnesota, usa

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when i worked at the high-rise tower the residents were always very concerned about airbnb rentals & unfamiliar guests so it fell to me to check the listings weekly & rat on condo owners trying to make a buck & dodge the paperwork

one of the coa board members worked part time at the bottle shop next door, & one time he called me very excited cause this young couple had just told him they were staying at an airbnb in the tower. he described their looks & i spotted em on camera comin in the gate. BUSTED!!!!

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everything i have drawn & thought about drawing in the last 5 years is contained in this one tiny hergé spot illustration

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re: nathan fielder, i believe that good art is powerful & makes you feel things, & not always good things. but i don't like the way this art makes me feel

just invented a new pomodoro technique check this out step 1 change social media passwords to like asdfsdfa step 2 delete everything from pw manager app step 3 spinning-discus-throw phone, tablet, laptop, & peripherals into rocky gulch or opaque body of water step 4 let's lock in & get this bread

you can tell gruber is confident in his moral footing by the way he keeps tripping over his own feet. no guilty conscience here. why would you even post this dogg

i made explicitly antagonistic troll posts to my audience of tens of thousands & then everyone knocked me down & spanked me & spit on me & called me nasty names. i'm a lot like barack obama, in this way

it's very funny to me that paul ws anderson confirmed the existence of a vhs tape potentially preserving the full length cut of event horizon & then never spoke of it again. yeah my buddy was holding onto it, life got crazy, buddy moved overseas, what can ya do

re: nathan fielder, i believe that good art is powerful & makes you feel things, & not always good things. but i don't like the way this art makes me feel

i love it when vibe coding web developers reinvent the wheel & somehow make a text box (image alt text popup) that won't let you reposition the cursor to insert inline. you type one letter & it jumps you forward all the way to the end of the text box. ridiculous

got an old imac g5 on the counter at work today & it's such a bummer to look at snow leopard 10.6.8 & tahoe 26.7 side by side & see how much aesthetic richness & functional detail has been stripped away

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Replying to @solomonrmissouri.com

“Did Elizabeth Holmes start having children to avoid prison?” Elizabeth Holmes is not the first white woman to not want to go to prison

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actually They Might Be Giants aren't a comedy band. you see the singers for comedy bands all have chemistry teacher voice, but they might be Giants combines both Math teacher voice and AP US History teacher voice

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i had a dream once, when i worked at the high-rise, that we were at war, and i was standing on the rooftop deck when the bomb fell and the shockwave snapped the concrete columns like matchsticks and i was falling, falling, falling

local landscaping company for like a month, drivin a bobcat & moving piles of dirt around, which was not bad, but it was very much a Small Business & the owner would take off & leave me alone to answer the phone & take people's money which i was eminently unqualified to do

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kinda joint with a "funny" letterboard sign out front. this was probably the lowest point in my life for a variety of other reasons & i was drinking a lot so i simply stopped showing up

i learned that driving a skid-steer for 4 hours gives me the tummy jumblies just like riding rollercoasters. i didn't feel sick but i would lie down to sleep & close my eyes and my internal gyroscope would still be bouncing all over

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RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

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I wonder, Flask, whether the world is anchored anywhere; if she is, she swings with an uncommon long cable, though.

it works now? this changes everything. the universe is expanding (color-tagging layers w the same control+# shortcuts that the mac finder uses)

affinity v3 ipad app is on the horizon so i'm finally trying v3 desktop. v2 has a minor QOL feature that works in photo but not designer or publisher, so i'm really lookin forward to using this in the new all-in-one desktop environment... too bad, it doesn't work anywhere at all now lol

ADD is lookin directly at the ADD pill in the little days-of-the-week pill holder & saying "i will take the ADD pill iiiiinnnnn like two minutes" & then realizing 6 hrs later that you never took the ADD pill

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tbqph i used to get annoyed people post stuff like this, like doesn't this ever get old??? are you ever going to figure this out, like for real? forever ever? & now here i am

i understand better now that life is but a cycle of discovering, defeating, & banishing one's shadow, battles in a war without end, an inner enemy that sleeps but never dies

ADD is lookin directly at the ADD pill in the little days-of-the-week pill holder & saying "i will take the ADD pill iiiiinnnnn like two minutes" & then realizing 6 hrs later that you never took the ADD pill

anyway we're gonna directly disobey the little pamphlet & try the "afternoon dose" & see how that shakes out cause i really can't keep doin nothin with the rest of my day

james franco's new role looks like it could be his best since alien covenant wherein he dies immediately before speaking a single word or even opening his eyes

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"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train