austin

austin

@aparker.io

the only thing worse than my code are my jokes governance @opentelemetry.io

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funniest possible outcome of ant going first is that they make enough to buy capacity from openai

smol bean syndrome (cf; the relentless personalization and minimization of individual agency) gotta be one of the most frustrating thought terminating cliches out there

complete inability to even conceptualize what power looks like; power is always something that happens to you, not something you ever have, because power inherently requires a level of effort that people want to disclaim entirely

question for the modeltouchers who are running long-lived agents. do you consider a 'session' to be the entire logical lifetime of the agent (eg, a persistent agent has one session that starts on launch and doesn't end until process restart/full clear) or...

... do you consider a session to be something fuzzier (eg, a single conversation that may take place over minutes/hours/days but separate from _other_ conversations happening against the same base agent)

ok its a shame that texas is Like This because its honestly very pretty and the people are rather nice

not enough that I have to watch this godawful defense I am surrounded by texans

you can talk to the computer now

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

get on one plane and it won’t go because there’s a crack in the engine. get in another plane and the tug broke and we’re all sitting around waiting for a new tug.

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Day 1 of AGNTCon + MCPCon in the books. I'm exhausted, but had a blast. From the rapidfire book signing to hanging out with the MCPJam team, great talks (highlight was @aparker.io's) and keynotes, and meeting a ton of people building cool things. Never felt more pumped about the MCP community.

btw this is the slide I am the most proud of

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Those loops taught us about more than bugs. They showed us desire paths: the routes humans and agents actually take through your tools, whether or not you paved them.

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My existential crisis about “what even *is* an o11y product in 2026” deepens

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As of September 2026, over 60% of our weekly active users were connecting via MCP -- running queries, creating dashboards, responding to alerts. That's a pretty wild number, given that our MCP server officially released just a year earlier.

oh cool it worked

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Hello from #AGNTCon! I'm presenting about what we learned building the @honeycomb.io MCP server. If you'd like to follow along, follow this thread! Otherwise, feel free to mute it. Let's get it started!