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I’m pro-death penalty for really heinous crimes like serial killing, mass murder, or allowing Steve Bannon on top of you.

Does Iran have any $400m planes to spare?

Musk: Hitler was a far-left socialist. Me: So why do you like him so much then?

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Lots of beautiful fires in Russia these days. Love all the pictures and videos. Am I an arsonist now?

If you have enough money, you can buy enough influence to get away with anything. What a great message for future generations.

If you spill half of your drink, there’s only half left for you to drink. Who knew.

Apparently American schools now have an eight-hour gender-surgery department, and yet they keep complaining about underfunding.

The world’s richest man is also the world’s biggest idiot. What a time to be alive.

The words in English I’d like to call Steve Witkoff today have not been invented yet.

Peace deal isn’t the same as capitulation. How fricking hard is that to understand?

If Trump, Putin and Xi end up having that three-way, I can assure you Ukraine won’t be the only thing they’re dividing. 1984 isn’t just Orwell’s dystopian vision anymore.

If you think billionaires spend hundreds of millions of their own dollars on buying elections just to stop trans kids from playing high school volleyball... then you are a brainwashed idiot and proof that money does buy votes.

Let’s be honest, it’s now all about what breaks first — the Ukrainian spirit or the Russian economy. And even with the help from Mango Mussolini, I still believe it will be the latter.

First Mistress Natalie Harp

Simple plan to get Trump to support Ukraine: 1. Invent a time machine 2. Travel back to before Russia obtained kompromat on Trump 3. Collect the kompromat yourself 4. Use it to control Trump 5. Buy Apple stock

It’s extremely delusional to believe you don’t need allies in a world this interconnected. It’s absolutely mental to think Russia is your ally.

His ego and money are not the top two things that matter to Trump. They’re the only two things that matter to him.

Three weeks ago Trump signed Russia sanctions. On Friday he called Putin and asked for diesel. The media is shocked. Nobody should be. Putin agreed to nothing. Got everything. Ukraine found a lever. Washington says it must go. He didn’t even pretend it was a negotiation. youtu.be/gnU50AXrx84?...

Cartoon by Bill Bramhall

Someone will say today that it’s 24 days until the elections in America. I think it’s 24 days until the Civil War. And I swear on absolutely everything that has ever had even the slightest importance to me — I hope I’m wrong.

People say Trump making a deal with Putin is backstabbing Ukraine. How exactly? Trump has been pro-Russia, pro-dictators, and anti-Ukraine since day one. If anything, it’s frontbandaging.

Congrats, America! You’ve rid yourself of all those nasties like Canada, Norway and the EU. Your allies are now officially Russia and North Korea. To do that in under two years is a genuinely impressive accomplishment. No sarcasm.

We are not pawns in the game the powerful are playing. We are the lint they scrub off the bottom of the pawn.

I generally despise violence. But if Russia invades you, you have to fight back. And if that involves killing people, you have my blessing.

While the ability to simultaneously bring two camels to completion is undoubtedly a cool skill to have, how exactly does that help the average American?

I would repeat the birthday wishes I got from Donald, but they violate our laws on spreading gay propaganda.

The 7 stages of Western "concern" 1 This is concerning 2 This is increasingly concerning 3 We are now deeply concerned 4 We are now gravely concerned 5 There will be consequences 6 We demand answers 7 It is important not to escalate the situation

Do the likes of Hegseth and Miller really act as if some sort of accountability is incoming? There’s absolutely a plan to hold on to power forever. And there are only two questions: will they succeed, and what will have to happen to stop them?

U.S.-Russia Talks on Ukraine Now Involve an Oil Deal Tied to Trump Allies While Ukraine bleeds, negotiations are underway... no, not to stop daily russian terror, but to acquire $20 billion worth of Lukoil assets for Trump's bestie. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...

The civilisation humanity has built is wrong. It’s just wrong. Maybe a nuclear apocalypse wouldn’t be the end of the world.

It's a cult... but only for really dumb people

Russia is not a terrorist state. It’s just a terrorist. There is no state there.

Trying to watch the Laver Cup and I just don’t get the appeal. Team World is playing. So when did Pluto get a tennis team? It’s not even a planet anymore.

Current score: Doomsday 13 Humanity 2 It’s first to 21