Darth Putin

Darth Putin

@darthputinkgb.bsky.social

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Nothing says "the media manufactured the Russia hoax" than going on a hunting trip with one Russian oligarch right after another Russian oligarch had paid for your wedding.

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

The remote rendezvous in August highlights the remarkable relationship between a son of the US president and a businessman with ties to the Kremlin. ft.trib.al/9g7wnme

Rubio: What's the problem? All Putin wants is the Donbass. It's just 11% of the country.... Prez: I demand full control over Ukraine and expect their unconditional surrender. Rubio: See, it's just the Donbass.

The europeans continue to interfere in their own internal affairs.

The Kyiv Independent@kyivindependent.com

⚡️️ Norway, Finland call Putin ahead of potential Abu Dhabi peace talks. "The outcome of this war will have a direct impact on our and the broader European security. Ending the war requires direct discussions," said Finnish President Alexander Stubb.

OTD in 1981 “whisky on the rocks”. Soviet submarine S-363 ran aground after “navigational error” in Sweden. My navy converts ships to submarines and submarines to ships. My trolls are not snowflakes about this.

Known as “whisky on the rocks”. The navigational “error” happened after it went through an extremely complex sea channel by accident near a Swedish naval base. We’d been accusing the Swedes of “anti soviet paranoia” before this happened.

Russia became the worlds largest country by only ever defending itself in other people's countries. People who point out that this is a lie, like Prigozhin did. tend to die in "mysterious circumstances". By threatening WW3 Prez is preventing WW3. Appeasing nuclear blackmail is very sensible

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Day 1706 of my 3 day war. Vucic lost in Serbia, Bolsonaro lost in Brazil and Donald couldn't rig a casino he owns, never mind the midterms. I remain a master strategist.

In order not to be a vassal to the US, Europe would need military force to project power they must respect. You have always campaigned against this. Or have we misunderstood?

Yanis Varoufakis@yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social

France is at war with itself. Plus how the EU’s Ukraine strategy is steadily bankrupting Europe, deepening its geopolitical vassalage to the United States - Yanis Varoufakis & Wolfgang Munchau | The Econoclasts www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V-I...

The good news about Lula winning Brazilian election is that when he blames Ukraine & tells them to give us their land, at least it will be anti-imperialist. Unlike when a fascist says the same thing.

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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦@perevaa.bsky.social

Musk is lying about Ukraine using civilian Starlink on combat drones. Since February, any Starlink terminal operating in motion has needed military Starshield authorization. No Starshield – no connection. Using civilian Starlink on drones was technically impossible. Period.

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Fallout from the Starlink restrictions could hit US weapons exports such as the F-35. There were already concerns that the F-35 has a built-in software kill switch. And the US actions on Starlink just turned that risk from theoretical to something proven and real. Very costly choice by the US.

Who are you calling "parody"? 😤🍵🪟

Michael Fletcher@mefletcher54.bsky.social

A parody account points out an obvious geopolitical reality. Europe willingly shackled itself to dependence on Russian fossil fuels, which slowly but surely led to its political subservience to Russia.

OTD in 1980 West Germany signed what was then largest ever gas deal with USSR. We had just invaded Afghanistan. But our butchery never gets in the way of profits. A message we noted. Imagine, Germany funding Russian war machine & dismissing warnings about it.

Great powers do not ask for security guarantees, they give them. So we are not one. And the last time Ukraine declined a proposed security guarantee, Russia's guarantee was that Russia would guarantee to protect Ukraine from an invasion in the event that Russia invaded Ukraine. True story.

WarTranslated (Dmitri)@wartranslated.bsky.social

Peskov says Russia-US-Ukraine trilateral talks are set for Abu Dhabi in the first half of November, focused on security guarantees for Russia and Ukraine after a peace settlement.

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In these dismal times it is a constant joy to witness the BBC standing up to an American president who is no better than a gangster running a protection racket

It is an outrage that the EU should be interested in the fact an EU member should be involved in supplying an invasion against an EU candidate member that the UN declared illegal. It's only issue if it supplies other war crimes that we *do* care about.

OTD in 1956 a "fascist revolution" of “hooligans financed by imperialist West" began in Hungary. This meant USSR had to send its army on holiday to liberate them from themselves. Imagine such a bullshit excuse today. Orban could anyway.

It used to be about NATO expansion and nazis But the past changes so quickly that you can have no idea what will happen yesterday.

WarTranslated (Dmitri)@wartranslated.bsky.social

Putin: "The lands lost by Ukraine are not their territory, they are Russia’s historical lands."

Not much room for misunderstanding here, tbh.

Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦@perevaa.bsky.social

I live in Kyiv and have been under constant RU shelling for over 4 years. And if I were smashed by a drone or missile and my body parts were scattered around the place, I'd like three photographs to take HQ pictures of every single limb without even blurring my face (if anything was left of it)...

You're right. Only a psychopath would laugh. But treating the people who enabled their killing with respect as if we aren't responsible dishonors the dead more.

Konstantinos Ka@konstantinoska.bsky.social

This is not funny. Please, a little bit of respect to the dead.

Can you recall the faux outrage that Biden let the Ukrainian military use cluster munitions on the battlefield? It stands in contrast to the silence that we use them on civilians.

Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦@perevaa.bsky.social

Russia struck Kyiv’s historic center overnight with an Iskander ballistic missile carrying a K5 cluster warhead. Its 58 submunitions explode in midair across a 400×400m area. A nice addition to the humanitarian aid package – ensuring that as many people as possible receive their share ✨

OTD in 1946 Operation Osoaviakhim took place in soviet controlled Germany. 2500 engineers were deported to USSR to help build soviet weapons & rockets using Nazi technology & expertise. Which is awkward af for my trolls cos they think only US used ex-Nazi engineers.

Soviets tried to get them to volunteer to go but for some reason no one wanted to go to USSR so instead they forced them. In total about 6000 people were deported. Imagine forced deportations in this day and age..

Prez: The EU is pressuring to investigate if Irish alumina is ending up in Russian weapons. Apparently this is bad. Would it also be bad if it were for Israeli weapons? Clare Daly: Blocked.

When we say "active neutrality is the only sensible policy for a small country", does it mean we should stand silent about Gaza and Iran? Or does it apply only to Russia?

People's Forum on Peace and Neutrality@neutralityforum.bsky.social

"Active neutrality is the only sensible policy for a small country to adopt in the modern world." Former MEP and international peace campaigner Clare Daly @claredalyirl.bsky.social states the simple, clear meaning of neutrality in international law.

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We in Ireland 🇮🇪 voted tankie Mick Wallace out the last time he decided to run. In fairness he did reply to my email.. #speirgorm #speirghorm

Darth Putin@darthputinkgb.bsky.social

Didn't know comrade @wallacemick.bsky.social was here sharing his own discredited intelligence. Good news.

It’s Back to the Future Day. Imagine building a time machine, going to 1985 only to find Russia run by the KGB who started a brutal war they can’t win whilst blaming everything on the USA. The only difference is the party of Reagan are on our side now.