hal (he/they) | 29 | π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ | white bread | tired on main, writer, gposer, elezen fucker, multishipper | no minors and absolutely no AI | not f4f
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hi I'm hal (he/they), I'm here to write, gpose, and sexualize my OCs for the plot π
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...the wheel hath decided it's *not* gonna be fmk. for rather obvious reasons.
- Befriend Arenvald (which probably goes well)
- Hug Alisaie (much to their mutual embarrassment)
- Push over Emmanellain (goddammit dude you gotta be more stanced fr you had it coming)
#wolqotdans
uuuuh lil bit of #bhaaldursgate posting perhaps idk mute that or whatever... i just think he's hot and they've done everything wrong...
also let it be said bg3 photo mode is. Something(TM) when you're used to gpose. who tf coded this thing i just wanna talk.
*wild squeaky toy noises can be heard from the general direction i'm in*
Mr Guardian looks like the old durge guy I lost when i got a new PC earlier this year... miss u Hador, we'll never know what you could've been...
βWickerβ stars Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5
EA's closure of BioWare is transparently a vile move to shutter the studio that made by far their queerest titles. In the wake of this, I implore you:
MAKE MORE QUEER ART.
Make it trans. Make it horny. Make it scary. Make it loving. Make it with every inch of yourself. Flood the world with it!
If you self-host and run PHP on it (which is very likely) you NEED to update it later today, ASAP.
A major vulnerability that affects PHP versions since 5 has been found, which allows remote code execution (very bad).
You MUST retweet and share with friends who self-host.
THIS IS CRITICAL. β οΈ
ngl, BG3 Minthara Durge romance in the ending where u Kill Everyone in the name of Bhaal was. Not Fucking Okay. horrendous. ultimate betrayal, what w her backstory. what do you mEAN I can kiss her and then fuckin-
*drags hand down face and proceeds to stare at a wall in disbelief*
slowly rotating Lunais sloppy pass-around hole & possible aphrodisiac involvement to cope w the fact that my fuckass organ hurts like a bitch... guards, wreck that man!!
If you still have the Epic Games Launcher on your system, don't update it and get it the fuck off of your computer.
There's no telling what damage it can do or what vibecoded landmines are waiting in it.
...listen, my attraction to women is incredibly spotty, dependent on the stars and tides, and like, generally barely there but. Minthara Baenre Baldur's Gate Three could pull out my spine through my left nostril and I'd probably thank her.
playing a lil bit of BG3 again... got cheated out of Gale's act 2 scene bc he leaves the party for that... and bc he still had 2 ice mephits summoned, those exploded when he did... which killed his mirror image, the quest NPC for the cutscene. well.