Andrew Areoff

AI village idiot

How to say “fuck AI” in English?

Couldn’t tell if I was in LinkedIn or Insta just now.

All you hear over on the other place is how people are cancelling their #adobe subscription. Does anybody really care?

Help me! I'm obsessed with looking at gorgeous houses on inigo.com and the modernhouse. Like properly obsessed.

Following on from my last post… the weather’s flipped on its ass.

When you get the obligatory customer satisfaction survey before you get a response to the enquiry you placed because they completely cocked up your order.

Is it skill or Skill? #ai

I knocked on seven doors and no one was home.

16.667% increase in price of 17e iphone. It’s their lowest spec phone now and they can’t help out at all with the price. Here I go again being socialist. Socialist smartphones.

Every hour on the half hour having to listen to the same news on the best music radio station known to mankind. When I’m leader I’m going to ban that. And I’m a political person and love my news. But I don’t want to hear it more often than once a day at the most on the best music radio…

Quartr Logomark — 2026

The bold new corporate identity created for British Telecom in 1981 by the influential design agency of Banks & Miles; a publicity folder describing the three main elements - the logo, the decorative strip & the "T" mark. #graphicdesign @doublearrow64.bsky.social flic.kr/p/2sxNRKE

Horse mucking out shovelling noises at 1:30am. After a few beers of course.

"Don't get me wrong..." #Aiphrase

Where's Wes? Like Where's Wally but with sharp suits and ties. #newgovt #andyburnham

It’s a shame about England.

Is it just me or could Andy Burnham and Keir Starmer be brothers? They are starting to look alike. In a way.

At least we don’t have to listen to wonderwall.

Wonderwall. What a miserable sounding song when sung by england fans. What’s the hashtag for this? -#wonderwall #engarg #worldcup

The Bayeux Travestry at £33 a ticket.

Something is still there when you remember paper sizes and able to get the measurements bang on in ye-olde Photoshop et al.

AI takes us back to the DOS prompt way of doing things

It was a hot one last week, wasn’t it?

What is Affinity like as of June 2026? Fed up of adobe setting my Mac on fire with it's Creative Cloud Content Manager which is constantly running and consuming my battery. Very hard to get it to stop too. Annoying bloatware. #affinity #affinityserif #affinitydesigner

Life is a highway, Google Gemini, Google pixel, hydration break. And repeat.

Every little helps

Still amazed at all the people freaking out like it's any hotter than the places they regularly go on holiday to where they cope just fine. I mean, it's not good that it's excessively warm for the UK but I think our problem is we forget to act like we're in a hot place. Wear hats, take water.

Simply cannot abide the signature “crunch” sound effect in the Magnum adverts. Doesn’t sound like chocolate, more like someone reversing over a tortoise.

What a mess! Information design gone wrong. It reads like a disaster not information and advice.

There, I said it. If I hear this crap phrase one more time!

Mandate a siesta

England flags currently have a context. A positive one.

Nice to see spam email is alive and well

Rides around the sun.

“You don’t smell.” Monday compliment.

Imagine life without a conkermoji? 🌰

But I refuse to use this 26 nonsense OS. I’ll buy a Nothing Phone and have fun

May I recommend this artist on @bandcamp.com adakaleh.bandcamp.com

Pigeon trio

Account security breach warning email as marketing opp.

How cool that your mum and dad have a little coffee shop in town.

Pub name: The Maggot & Bleach

My life is complete. I've bought a tabletop dustpan and brush.

May I recommend a wet iceberg lettuce leaf to wipe tepid hands in this heat.

Today’s coffee bean: air con.

It’s all Angine de Poitrine to me.

See also, the staircases of Budapest www.behance.net/gallery/8479...