Aria's Brain

imagining a split tongue, but split the other way

Sometimes the dentist working on you mentions that they can tell from your gums that you currently take hormones under the tongue & then suggest that you switch to injections if you can…

Are you a tits girl or an ass girl? Wrong, you have no choice in this; you were assigned "tits" at birth. It came with with your "being a mammal"

Do you ever think about how confusing things like "Trans Thalia getting Quintorius the Chaser pregnant" must seem to folks out of the loop?

paul mccartney is a girl’s name

Venus to her moons: Who wants to get her Venussy ate? All the moons lining up to get eaten.

MtG Decksploitation, where a young* commander player who is relatively new to the game is broken down and abused until she suffers an ego death that happens to also make her the perfect pilot of a specific legacy deck

I have become numbfortably cum

"This is my hole it was made for me" — Cartoonish bonk sfx — "Fuck… Help! This wasn't my hole! Stepbro! I'm stuck!"

And you pointed your headlamp toward the horizon. We were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on. 900 cc's of raw, silicon implants. No outstanding warrants for my arrest. Hi diddle dee dee, goddamn, the pirate's life for me.

Small Faye valentine fanart from cowboy bebop #cowboybebop #art #digitalart #fanart

Image of a marvel porn parody featuring the character Cable Caption: AV Cable

So I wasn't really thinking about it, even though it makes sense that they would shave the area for an orchi, but I may have gotten jumpscared by my bush being shaved.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Bird means girl. I dunno about you, but is having a bird in your hand really equal to having two birds in your bush at once?

Sartha Thrace in this:

Trans girlies 🤝 People quitting MtG:A Understanding that you won't be able to rope like you once did.

Clicking the tongs in a store and looking around to see all the middle aged straight white guys in the area that get hot and bothered purely on hearing the sound.

Multiple times throughout the seder we mention how God put a tongue in your mouth. So anyway, last night during the seder, I was thinking about the idea of making out with her as part of a relationship with a very imbalanced power dynamic.

Girl who gets confused because she thinks saying something sucks means it rules because she thinks sucking her girlfriend's dick is great, so why would sucking be a bad thing?

Girl who mistook Kafka's The Metamorphosis with Metamorphosis (2016): "A friend mentioned having read it and that it was fucked up, and after reading it myself I can say that I wasn't sure how it was porn at first, but now I think I have a thing for giant bugs dying from starvation."

I was told that prog is more effective when you boof it, so I shoved the speaker up my ass before I listening to Rush. Not gonna lie, I had mixed results & don't fully get it. I couldn't hear it well, which felt somewhat counterproductive, but I *could* really feel the music, & it felt great.

Do y'all think Shin from Dorohedoro would have a stitched up patchwork dick?

"Guy who gives himself lung cancer to try and help him break his grapefruit addiction"

A yearly zine called "Poor Faggot's Almanack"

Welcome to "my brain is broken" O'clock. Today I heard someone say "ADP" while on the phone and I thought "does that stand for autodykenephilia?"

This little faggot went to market. This little faggot stayed home. This little faggot got a blow job. And this little faggot gave one. And this little faggot cried, "wah wah wah" into her phone.

I drove by so many of these signs yesterday, and this just would not leave my brain this morning...

The problem with Troon as a slur is not the trans part. Being called trans isn't a problem, heck I wish more people would do that over misgendering or deadnaming me. Being called a user of Something Awful in the year of twenty-twenty-five though? Yikes

🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙️ like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’

In things that TIL: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_f...

Girl mentions that suicide has been on her mind a lot recently "Ok, but like that first record that Alan Vega & Martin Rev released in 1977 really is just such a phenomenal album"

So Sorin removes part of his soul and it becomes a hot goth angel lady, but I do it and I just get blood, so much blood. The blood is everywhere, & I don't know where these bodies came from or who they are. Oh god, what happened?! What day is it?! How long have I been out?! What did I do?!

Girl, it must be Rosh Hashanah, because tonight I wanna enjoy some dates and then have a taste of your honey after blowing your horn.