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Oh, so a woman snacks a little, and she gets called "fat"!

Maybe the moon was too rich, and Venus was fed up with income inequality.

i should call her

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That's just rude. Friggin' Venus!

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Girl dinner

The Moon-Eater aliens are here?

Moons are friends, not food.

Probably right after saying "I'm not really hungry I'll just have a bite of my boyfriend's moon"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_...

Eaten by the monster of love

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Oh, I figured it was the draw by the two gas giants that removed a lot of planetesimals.

That whole thing with Saturn was just a game of telephone, sounds like

I've been saying that planets are living organisms, so like... Somehow make sense ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Venus took Lrrr's advice.

A girl's gotta eat!

Venus Fly-trap

Don’t fuck with women.

Why don’t all the big planets simply eat the smaller moons?

How do we know it was Venus itself and not @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Wait, but why all planets should have a moon??? Sounds to me we ran out of interesting topics to research.

Wasn't me. Why is everyone looking at me? 😋😏

arxiv.org/html/2608.25...

Look, she had a really hard day.

Other planets: “hey Venus where did your Moon go?” *Venus with a suspiciously moon-shaped belly* Venus: No I don’t know, have you checked the library?

Goodnight Moon (burrrrrp)

In my defense, I was hungry

Chewed?

It’s the perfect crime.

I guess it should've been obvious, I mean that planet's been suspiciously moon-shaped this entire time.

That's what baby moons get for not being the size of a planet

frankly rude to speculate on the lady's eating habits

Perhaps it was the Venus moon that was made of cheese…

Yim yum

Presumably by a giant mutant star goat… pull the other one!

Finally Dead Space 3 is vindicated

@anyuse.bsky.social

Maybe the moon got a look at surface conditions on Venus and said "hell naw, I'm out"

The Goddess of Love is into vore it seems.

Nom.

Given the Earth acquired its very large moon through a freak collision with another planet, it seems to me that inner solar system planets without moons are much more likely.

But I was told Saturn was the one who devours his children?!

Hope she doesn’t throw up.

The Moon speeding up causes it to miss the Earth by a larger margin and fall away from the Earth, and that's why the Moon is moving away from Earth by 4cm a year. But Venus spins extremely slowly, and, to make it worse: in the opposite direction to every other planet

Oh come on. The protomolecule landed on Venus's moon, which then crashed into Venus, then spiraled out of it to make a Ring Gate. It's just out there waiting for us.

Bit confused by the assumption that Venus definitely had a moon. Seems to be explained as "Venus is about the same size as Earth, which has a moon, so Venus should have one too". But I'm not seeing how the second part follows from the first. Isn't it possible it just never had one?