Arthur Fischer

Either Adam is a complete idiot who believes that because American wine and spirits are largely unavailable in Canada, Canadians are not buying alcohol, or he thinks that you are stupid enough to believe this.

One of the best 90min videos about a photo from the late aughts I've seen recently. (No, seriously, it's damned good and incredible and real.)

Putin's wet dream.

By the time he's gone every body of water will be renamed "America." "The mighty America River flows from Lake America into the Gulf of America." "Salt Lake City lies next to the America Lake." "The Statue of Liberty sits on an island in the America Bay."

Wrong. Canada wants all the benefits of being a sovereign nation because it is a sovereign nation, and will remain a sovereign nation.

As always, fucking cry bullies.

Just wonderful. As one should expect.

Is this Elbows Up? Asking for a former co-head of sovereign risk at Goldman Sachs.

Just some stats about UEFA participation in the last 10 FIFA (Men's) World Cups: UEFA teams have made up - 54% (86/160) of all final 16 teams - 66% (53/80) of all quarterfinalist teams - 76% (29/40) of all semifinalist teams - 65% (13/20) of all finalist teams - 70% (7/10) of all champions

The people yearn for Binface!

If only Jake Tapper showed up with a pocket square with the 22nd Amendment written on it.

Instilling more fear in the minds of ICE agents will predictably result result in the deaths of many more protesters.

Shamelessness is MAGA's superpower.

Scheinbaum drew the short straw.

Trump tariffs on Spain about to be increased to ∞%.

Of course. Offside. 3-0 Spain is my WC final scoreline.

So Trump is going to just steal the trophy and give it to Milei, right?

How can the refs fuck this up?

Trump wants Milei to win this match so FIFA wants Argentina to win this match.

Mark "Elbows Down" Carney is a fucking embarrassment.

Pretty shitty that it wouldn't be at all surprising if the Canadian PM who campaigned on "Elbows Up" would (send someone to) attend Trump's pro-fascism summit.

With the rightwing crank vote being split at least three ways, the hand dryer in the gents’ toilets at The Crown & Treaty may finally get the attention it deserves.

Sorry, but this is unambiguously hilarious.

"Sure, the Platner skeptics were right, but they were right too early, which is why I despise them."

Trump to Infant Tino, right now: "What I want to do is this. I just want to find, uh, four goals, which is one more than we have, because we won the match."

"Persona Non Grata." Say it with me, Mark Carney.

Where's Ken Klip's "smoothgroin" misogynism now?

I wonder how Emma Vigeland and the rest of the Majority Report will respond to the latest allegations. Is it time to believe women, or is defending the walking red flag more important?

Happy Canada Day! 🫎🏒🍁 (sorry)

That grandma is really rocking out to that beat. Her voice sounds a lot like Elizabeth Fraser's. I mean *a lot*. Wait. Mezzanine is almost 30 years old? Oh, fuck.

This is a consequence of Trump saying/doing absolutely anything he believes will benefit himself in the moment, without a care for consistency. Tomorrow he is just as likely to say, "Keep it up, Bibi!"

The flags of Albania, and Bosnia and Herzegovina. Which do you think would feature more prominently during a protest in Albania?

Maybe the Alberta separatists are not Pee Pee's enemies. But they are enemies of Canada.

The Brexit people also said a lot of shit that was obviously untrue in order to coerce people to vote to impose economic sanctions on themselves. Like that situation, the smaller party would NOT be imposing conditions on the larger party.

@mark-carney.bsky.social It's still not too late to life your elbows off the ground.

@mark-carney.bsky.social If you want to put any meat to the "Elbows Up" rhetoric of your campaign, it's well-past time to declare this so-called "diplomat" persona non grata.

Happy Boards of Canada release day, to those who celebrate.

Canada is again ensuring further additions to Geneva's checklist.