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Ugh. It’s Cinnamon Toast day at the commercial bakery by my office. And it’s cloudy and just the littlest bit gloomy. I just want to curl up with a book, a blanket, and some cinnamon toast now! Instead I have to go home and cook for my kids who won’t even eat it!☹️🤣 #Momsky

Totally bragging here, but I just bought my Husband’s 17th Anniversary present at the #ScholasticBookFair #BookSky

My Husband did the coolest thing for me today. I had to run a quick drop off to UPS before the pick-up deadline this afternoon. I was gone for maybe 16 minutes. This man came to my desk and wiggled my mouse so my Teams would stay green! #truelove 🤓🤣

I have some theories about Mitch’s whereabouts… does anyone know if there’s a Pet Semetary near his house??

Goodnight, Moon Goodnight, Kitty Cat!

Smalls has been crying off and on for the past two days because she wants it to be “Haa’ween time, Mommy! Make it now!” I keep telling her if it was up to Mommy, it would be Halloween time all year long! Poor baby!🥺 #MomSky #FallVibes

Yes, and all of his cronies should have to pay back their misappropriation of taxpayer funds - including the sex jet, and the flights for Patel’s girlfriend!

While we were all getting ready this morning, I noticed Smalls playing with my lunchbox. Didn’t think much of it, until I got to work and found that she sent a friend with me! With the week I’ve had, I’ll take all the help I can get!🥰🤣

Yess! It was so easy to forget, but we won’t experience the full effects until after they planned on winning again!

Things I never thought I’d be saying as a parent, number 7,423: “She’s just trying to give you a kiss! Oh… wait! Those are bites! Kisses are better than bites!”😬🤣 (Big is definitely touched out by Smalls today!) #momsky #welcometotheclub

Who’s ready for Wednesday?? I’ve got my lucky socks on and I’m ready to go!! #ColoradoAvalanche

It’s 9:42am, and I’ve already drank so much coffee on an empty stomach that I feel light headed. Gotta love being an Accountant during month end!😵‍💫😂

My deodorant broke this morning between sides. So, in case anyone is wondering, I’m Peach & Chamomile on the right and Warm Vanilla on the left. And I feel all sorts of unbalanced because of it.🫠

If this isn’t real, it needs to be! Afroman has done for Lemon Pound Cake what Eminem did for mom’s spaghetti!😂

While I’m on the job hunt, I think I’d kind of like to add that I’m an “enemy to America” on my resume. I think it would definitely weed out the companies I *don’t* want to work for!🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Does Noem’s new “Special Envoy for the Shield of America” title make anyone else think it ranks right up there with the Genovian Order of the Rose??😂

Biggie’s at her first sleepover… It’s been 4.5 hours and I’ve been wondering if that’s too soon to check in, but instead I just got a call from her… To ask for Robux, so she can buy things for her and her friends.🤦🏻‍♀️ Guess things are going well!🤣 (And yes, I sent her Robux!) #MomsofBlueSky #Tweens

I need help! The old joke, about why the 🐓 crossed the road… Did he cross to get to the other side (of the road), or did he cross and get to ✨the other side✨👻 I heard NT ppl have always known that it’s the 👻 one, and ND ppl all think it’s just across the street. Which is it? #ADHDSky

But I thought there was no evidence of him having committed a crime??🤔😒

Biggie is in the school Spelling Bee this Friday! (2nd year in a row) Last night, we asked her to practice some spelling and she said she didn’t want to. Exasperated, Husband says, “Just spell 5 words!” She says… “F… I… V… E… W… O… R… D… S! Okay, I’m done!” This kid is going places!🤣🤣

Yeah, I am most definitely NOT shocked.🙄

when the onion rings are missing from my order.

Smalls brought me her doll because it has a “boo boo”. Does anyone have a green ribbon I can borrow?? #booksky #childhoodstories #iykyk

Husband and I are officially middle-aged. We both told the other this week that, “My good thick socks are worn out, and I sure would like some new ones for Christmas!”👵🏼👴🏼🤣 #Christmas #WishList

Smalls shared her cold with me this weekend. Had to grab the last box of Kleenex from the back, where it lived next to the dryer sheets. Every single tissue in this box has smelled like Spring Breeze or some crap, and now I’m one of those “Dryer sheets are ruining the world!” people.😒👿

I have not been this excited about the results of a Mayoral race… ever!!

I’m wearing corduroy pants today. I forgot about the “zzzst! zzzst!” sound! But they’re orange, and they make me feel like fall, and Biggie said I looked cute today, so I’ll take it as a win!😂

Every. Single. Day!

Came home from work because of a migraine. Thankfully I’m feeling better now. As for the rest of my afternoon? I give you a story in 2 parts. #momsofbluesky #toddlersofbluesky

Yesterday at work, I got to paint! Such a fun lunch hour, listening to Bob Ross and making messes. Looks just like his, I swear!😂 #thejoyofpainting

Back at work after taking a week off to chill with the girls… I am unable to access the network at the office. That means I can go home, right??🤷🏻‍♀️😂 #caseofthemondays

Happy Caturday! I have no idea how Kitty remains so patient with our little gremlins! Years and years ago she was feral, and somehow she came out sweet and cuddly and more patient than any cat I’ve ever known! #caturday

I woke up in the worst way this morning! I had been dreaming that I was at a half-price clearance sale at a used book store. I had a basket full of books for $36, and then my alarm went off and now I have no new books!😭 #booksky

I thought he was going to end wars, and bring peace. It was Kamala who was going to start WWIII though, right??😡

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

Biggie finished school this week! We were hanging out with some our friends after, and asking what the kids wanted to do to celebrate. They decided to stay at school and play “Summer School”! Kids these days!🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

How does one get off the planet?? I’m pretty sure I’m done with this one, and I’d like to go somewhere else, please!😳🤬😩

I was kind of hoping he’d blow It up, but crushing it was still pretty awesome!

Last week, Biggie and some of her friends decided they were going to have a “war” at school. The only problem? She left her “war plans” at Grandma’s house!🤷🏻‍♀️ (Gma was cool and brought them by, though!) Her new nickname is Hegseth!😂 #WarPlans

Okay, BlueSky, I need help! I have zero work left to do today (plenty starting tomorrow), and I have to be here for 2 more hours… Other than randomly opening and closing different files and moving my mouse so I look available, how else can I pass the time??

I can’t believe it’s been almost month since I posted last! Once again, I’ve been trying to come up with something clever, but apparently my brain has a case of the Mondays.

Does anyone know how much @booker.senate.gov pulled in with fundraising yesterday? I’ve been trying to find numbers, but I can’t. I hope it’s enough to get other Dems off their asses!

Hell yes!🙌🏼 Cory Booker has been preaching today, and it has been so good! It gave me another bit of energy to keep going.

I don’t know why I’m quoting this, because I really have nothing else to add🤷🏻‍♀️

There’s a number that I don’t recognize in the “2nd grade Mom” group chat, so until I know who it is, I’m not saying anything private. Who knew I’m overqualified to be a Cabinet member???😒

If I hadn’t deactivated my account, I’d be tempted to dip back in to the cesspool, just to see this. #WeMissJoe

I don’t have much faith in our judges, and I definitely don’t feel like administration officials will care if they are held in contempt. Why should they when they already have SCOTUS in their pocket?🤷🏻‍♀️

Friday Smalls had her 15mo check-up. I told her Ped I’ve been worried because she’s not talking… Ped said to wait till 18mo, and then go for early intervention, if needed. Since then, she has done nothing but talk!🤦🏻‍♀️ New words include, “Nana” 🍌, “That”, “Milk”, “Bye!”, and “Big” for sister!🤣

“You are increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument.” President Zelenskyy is a fucking boss! If only we had a President with that much integrity and love for country!