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Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush, 1978)

Me and the 13+ mice the exterminator removed from the wall of my 100 year old home

🥹🥹😭😭🌟🌟🫂🫂🫂💕💕👆🦑🥳🥳🎊🎉🎉

3D printed porcelain, smashed with a hammer then roughly repaired with glaze

tipsy you know what that means I’m saving every IG post that makes me chuckle

Yoooo who the fuck is this guy

Do we rock with the combined snowboot/slippers be honest

dreamt about Aesop hand cream #whatdatmean

bf is centering the clay for me because I don’t like that part

Watch this space

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

This was crazy

Got cruised in Home Depot but I was literally there to buy turnbuckles and steel cable like get the tf out of my way and let me work

Me having a good day vs the humble gas leak in my basement

Gay little bag alert

Trying to enjoy my dinner but having to overhear bad straight man flirting

“I am succeeding through a combination of spite and inevitability” My therapist:

been praying for times like this (boyfriend secured)

$2500 is miscellaneous unplanned expenses in 72 hours

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

Mhmm mhmm back at ir

Yoooo who the fuck this this guy and why is he in my grill

Pros and cons

Accidentally getting 7,000 new instagram followers because of a tablecloth… ok sure

JUST FOUND MY FIRST GRAY BEARD HAIR everybody has to call me daddy now

Fixed the porcelain 3D printer

It’s been brought to my attention that I accidentally assembled a Milo Thatch cosplay. Guess Halloween is handled lol

Squeaky clean

when I get my hands on the guy who invented salted nut rolls

Going to the coffee shop and my barber AND my roofing contractor are there. I love being a social butterfly ugh

Scarf was a hit with the old ladies

Spent $25 at a small women owned restaurant and the food was cold

I saw this Ride across Wisconsin shirt at a vintage shop and just had to have it. I love cycling and cycling in Wisconsin is so pretty!

optimizing the hoes with actionable business insights

oi mista

Sometimes you gotta dress like an alien ambassador from a late season Star Trek Voyager episode

hot girl shit, but, nevertheless dubious

Let’s hear it for the hairspray

BREAKING: gay guy gets new glasses that make him look a little mean

Production sample, likely one of a kind

Boys we are so back

Can’t even see your thirst traps because Bluesky thinks I’m still in Florida and I refuse to upload an ID 😭

At what temperature is it appropriate to wear a full length oversized burgundy trench coat without seeming performative

My sister’s little freak

Who wants to put their whole body weight on top of me like right now