Asher Perlman

Asher Perlman

@asherperlman.bsky.social

Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Cartoonist @ The New Yorker Opinions are mine, but you can borrow em. Prints, totes, mugs, etc here: Shop.ashermaxperlman.com

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EARLY 2000s POP PUNK GUITARIST: I know 5 power chords. EARLY 2000s POP PUNK BASSIST: I can basically strum on rhythm most of the time. EARLY 2000s POP PUNK DRUMMER: I am one of the greatest musicians to ever live.

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I wouldn’t say it gives me a LOT of faith in our society that we found out a few years ago that our bodies are filling with tiny bits of plastic that never go away and our collective response was “oooo that sucks let’s keep doing it.”