⛧ Astra ⛧

Well, like, duhhhhh

What do you do when you're a chicana girlie who's spent basically all day prepping for deep, rough, anal play and plans fall through? You stuff your face full of beans, cheese, and hot sauce. Just completely throw caution to the wind

No but seriously I think my hookup fell asleep or got hit by a dirigible

In that liminal space where I'm not sure if I want dick or sleep more

Thank you, Walter. RIP

dressing for the wind and the rain on my quest to buy recreational cannabis. Wish me luck

Me, a 40 year old transsexual: y'know, it would be nice to meet a woman around my same age The universe: fuck you! Here's every 24 year old in the Portland Metro and they want your god damned mommy milkers right-the-fuck now Me: oh, I guess that's ok The universe: damn right it is you sexy whore

Laying in bed before sunrise and I can't sleep but it feels special here in the dark with only birdcall to break the silence. The only thing that would make this moment perfect is if I had someone here to snuggle up to

Me at 11 pm on a Saturday staring at an empty bottle of wine: hmmmm, guess it's time to run a handful of gravel through the garbage disposal

With my 41st bday just a couple of weeks away I think I've come to understand that in my 40s I primarily exist to fulfill your trans fetish or your milf fetish. And I just want to remind people that I'm perfectly capable of fulfilling at least 2 other fetishes. Don't pigeon hole me please

Taimi isn't a serious app, right? It seems like it was designed just to be obnoxious to its user base. Like, why can't we swipe? Does Taimi think that not being able to swipe sets it apart from all of the other useless dating apps on the market

Dealing with my problems by drinking cheap sparkling wine and singing 2010s pop songs to my cats

I live a lonely life. I don't have close friends and being trans and 40 means I'm undatable. I take it all in stride cuz at least I have my cats. But getting sick really illustrates how alone I am cuz I can barely move but I've gotta get up to walk to the store for food and meds. Ok pity party over

Dracula's Armor from Bram Stoker's Dracula, 1992 · Eiko lshioka

I love trannies!!!

Anybody else wonder if their dog/cat noticed they started transitioning? Like, is it rude that I never formally came out to my pets?

punkin dunkin

ben franklin is going to have one look at a trans woman who's been blessed by the wonders of modern medical science and immediately become the next life's most dedicated chaser

#Inktober Day 22: Beacon

Sick as a dog but I still look kinda cunt ngl

this is what you'll see right before I consume your soul

My nose hasn't stopped running once in the last 24 hours 🤧😭🤧😭🤧😭

The death of George Kirk in the first few minutes of Star Trek '09 is a gratuitous use of pathos but it fucking works cuz here I am tearing up about it

Gotta be honest I do not care for the Kelvin Timeline. but here I am watching JJ Abrams Star Trek (2009) 🤷🏻‍♀️

I know that I have a whimsical chranny name and I largely accept that it takes some folks a second to process 'Astra' but it will always be frustrating to me how my name breaks the brain of your average boomer. To them I'm Esther, Astrid, or Aster. Which ironically are all very chranny-coded names

The opening credits of The Faculty is pure uncut 90s nostalgia to me. Dimension Film emblazoned across the screen as The Offspring play The Kids Aren't Alright in the background. Kinda felt like a time machine dropped me off in 1998

I had a job in the bulk section of a WinCo for 2 weeks. I ate so much pilfered candy

Came face to face with this dead eyed pagliacci while walking up the stairs in my building. And before you ask, YES, it now lives in my apt

Just got word that my insurance approved a fat graft for my lips and some Botox for my masseter muscles!!! Merry Transmas to me

Sandbox love never dies #jennifersbody

Not enough people know that GORP actually stands for Grodin (Charles), Oats, Raisins, Pelicans. Happy hiking 🥾🥾

I take a lot of closed mouth selfies so I wanted to prove that I have most of my teeth for now

Reporting for lesbian duty 🫡

I couldn't imagine growing old as a man and I wanted to try living as myself instead of dying as the persona I constructed for myself. Plus I wanted huge tits and to be castrated lol

Kudos to my plastic surgeon for making me look like a Vulcan

Hellraiser prequel but it's a 90s style coming of age/college comedy called Hellraiser: Hellraisin' the Roof. It's Pinhead and his cohorts who all go to Cenobite University. It takes place over the course of one night at a house party

It's flannel weather in PDX!!!!!

Saw The VVitch on the big screen last night and my hot take is that it has a happy ending

It's motherfucking Spooky Lake Month and you all need to act like it

The informational packet they send you when you sign up for Grindr