Brian Austin

You love to see it

The conspiracy theories when Dems win some R+20 districts are going to be something to behold

Drake Maye turns back into a pumpkin was, sadly, always the likeliest result this season

This goes hard dailytarheel.com/480536/opini...

Pretty strong argument for raising the tax rate

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

This right here should be illegal

“oh look we’re one goal ahead of that team that always scores a pile of goals at the end of games, should we park the bus?” No!

this is an op like Geese, right?

VAR red cards seem bad. In slow motion a lot of things look worse than they are.

That was a dive

Can’t believe Europeans tolerate simply not having playoffs. This is awesome.

Let’s go Canes! 🥅 🏒 🥅

Super cool that we have allowed venture capitalists to run a giant predatory pricing scheme on human cognition.

Now I can’t unsee it

lol

Say what you will about google meet but the feature where you can see who is on the call before you join saves me a lot of small talk every week.

ME: I see you didn’t drink the milk you asked for 4 YEAR-OLD: (correcting me) Or the water I asked for!

When my wife suggests that we both drive and meet somewhere

THE BOOZER BEATER

Wait this has to be @theonion.com

shirt, helicopter, etc.

Good night to stay warm by a fire on Franklin St 🐑

This would be a good fantasy football punishment if your league is still looking for ideas

This guy absolutely loves warm weather

Considering converting to Catholicism because I find it pretty suspicious how the Pope’s favorite football team keeps winning miraculously

People should be allowed to go to private schools if they want but it shouldn’t count for anything. You want to go to college, you gotta go to public school.

They should just go ahead and make quarterbacks a flag football position. Any hit is roughing the passer.

Whose legs these are, I think know His trunk is not still here though He will not see me stopping here To watch the sands whip by the stone The works are lovely, the grandest And from the pedestal the sand is The only friend of Ozymandis The only friend of Ozymandis

I don’t understand why government employees are not striking during the shutdown.

JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Finally watched 28 Years Later and one thing I really liked and respected was that the plan was so harebrained it could only have come from a 12 year-old who didn’t run it by anyone first.

My six year-old just hit me with: would you rather be flat like you could fit under a door or out of order like your head was on your butt?

If ever there was a case made for jury nullification…

It’s pretty wild that we have this entire class of things that requires completely useless compute and produces tokens, and another class of thing that uses tokens and needs compute for specific purposes and we don’t seem to have matched these two ideas up

Slightly diminish a band name: Bumping Pumpkins

This is so cool! Your college roommate could become an astronaut. Congrats Zena!

In 2008, I wrote this story about Zena Cardman. Today, she launches for the space station. 🥹

My three year old pitched me on a way to have a good day tomorrow. “I have a situation: how about we get ice cream and then donuts and then ice cream again.”

It’s the first week of summer