Author Mike "ElectricDC" Current

THREE CHEERS FOR NPC REVENGE When a cynical punk barista is dragged into a cursed video‑game kingdom, he and his accidental adventuring party must save the world from a Dragon King—if he can survive the final boss battle inside his own chest. #Q #SFF #R #NA #QuestPit

The GOAT

Querying. Really, really happy with the round of editing I just finished 🖤

ruin a song by adding "in my pants" to the title. It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish in My Pants

I must not read Final Fantasy Resonance reviews for fear of spoilers I must not read Final Fantasy Resonance reviews for fear of spoilers I must not read Final Fantasy Resonance reviews for fear of spoilers I must not read Final Fantasy Resonance reviews for fear of spoilers

Attack of the Killer Corndogs

It's no coincidence that "autistic" is so close to "artistic"

I haven't gotten to Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories yet but I'm hoping they put in a sub-Story Mode difficulty, like Explain This To Me Like I'm Five mode, because I've always wanted to beat it and I just don't understand the cards 😭

When I was 21 I helped deliver Pepperidge Farms to grocery stores for two days before I decided that my day started waaaaaaaay too early

Maybe we should have listened to Gen X when it came to selling out

Dead: Terry Pratchett. My video game fantasy world is somewhat Discworld-like in a whimsical way, although without a Veniteri and working towards a utopia. Alive: Stephen King. I don't write horror but his character work and DT were huge influences, he's my fav, and we could play 🎸 together

Name 5 Directors You Love & Their Most Underrated Film? Wes Anderson - Fantastic Mr. Fox Spielberg - Ready Player One Nolan - The Prestige Tim Burton - Mars Attacks! Miyazaki - Ponyo

Drop a ZOMBIE 🧟‍♀️🖤🧟‍♂️

Replaying Kingdom Hearts 1 in the collection and a couple things hit me: 🤑 In 2026, summons would be a paid DLC 🤑 In 2026, 100-Acre Wood would be a paid DLC 🤑 In 2026, some of the Disney team member characters would be paid DLC

Your rapper name is your mother's maiden name plus your social security number, comment below

A fraternity of emos goths and punks would kick the crap out of someone trying to sexually abuse women, no matter how close we were to them But we don't frat because frats universally suck

I like Fontaines DC music but that's one of the worst band names of all time

This shouldn't be controversial to say but ppl* should wear whatever makes them comfortable in the gym This shouldn't be controversial to say, but women are ppl

Alternate title for It's A Wonderful Life

What's the opposite of a great disturbance in the Force? That's what is felt when millions of Russian bots went silent.

Run Lola Run for Tax Purposes

Truthier headline: fragile masculinity requires constant hand holding in every aspect of life www.psypost.org/plant-based-...

Trickle down only rains piss

I'm not okay... I'm o-KAYYYYYYYYY

Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before

I'm not typically one to complain about folks wearing relaxed clothing at airports, but I just passed a guy wearing New Jersey Devils basketball jersey and shorts and I have questions

Who, exactly, does huffing in a queue benefit?

I for one would welcome this Wes Anderson X-Men without a single fight would be the greatest thing anyone has ever done

Meeeeee-eeeeee-eeeee and INDY! Indy Joooones

I'm almost done with my 8th and final (lol) edit of book 1, Three Cheers for NPC Revenge My climactic battle totally amps when the dragon starts typing on a virtual keyboard, and I'm not even kidding

I'm not sure if I have a beer buzz or not? But Tom Perry's Free Falling is on and I haven't heard it in a while and it kicks a lotta 🍑

I'm almost done with my 8th and final (lol) edit of book 1, Three Cheers for NPC Revenge My climactic battle totally amps when the dragon starts typing on a virtual keyboard, and I'm not even kidding

I'm sat at a bar in Boston (it's 5pm somewhere) and everyone is either nose down in their phones or ear-budded TAKE ME BACK TO THE 20-aughts!!!