Autumn

Autumn

@autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io

Podcasts about movies, books, comics, and homoerotic movies for straight people at exportaud.io | pfp by @amesushu

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ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

bumped into the extremely Chad version of this just now as a guy milled 26 of my cards and then conceded because his deck didn't do anything else. that rocks actually

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I've been back for about 24 hours and I have discovered the most common player in MtG Arena. This is a person with a Final Fantasy deck who refuses to block because they can't possibly let their 1/2 Tifa Lockhart take damage, even if that means they lose.

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This week on the podcast, we talk about Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance! Things are changing! Things are different! Shinji seems... generally pretty happy! He's like... actually connecting with people! He's also... become quite the shōnen boy... Listen now at exportaud.io!

I've been back for about 24 hours and I have discovered the most common player in MtG Arena. This is a person with a Final Fantasy deck who refuses to block because they can't possibly let their 1/2 Tifa Lockhart take damage, even if that means they lose.

I would like people in this game to stop conceding any time I get ahead. this is what will push me to pick up paper magic or netrunner, I can't stand this loser behavior

I feel like Nora and I are in imminent danger of getting into MtG and the main thing stopping us is (gestures vaguely toward the global economy and specifically toward the ongoing dysfunction of WOTC)

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I didn’t know the WSJ was posting Crusader Kings guides

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me: where can I find this thing I need to know coworker: oh it's in the SharePoint file I sent you last week me: actually nevermind have a good weekend!

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Basically you (read: me) did not lose or even meaningfully atrophy any real “skills” that you have with the sole exception of Frustration/Boredom Tolerance

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As Dogen says in Bendowa, "Even if you think that mind is permanent apart from the body, and mistakenly assume that buddha wisdom is separate from birth-and-death, the mind of this assumption still arises and perishes momentarily and is not permanent."

more earnest answer: I object to the question. The word "did" is past tense. There was not a permanent, abiding self that was a boy. There was not a moment where I discarded that. There is not a permanent, abiding of nonbinary that I have now.

There is no "why" because cause and effect aren't that easy. All of the decisions I've ever made in my life have brought me to a present moment of identifying as nonbinary, and I couldn't point at a discrete, separate decision point that were more pivotal than the rest.

I started watching videos that are about evaluating which cards are good, and now my entire YouTube homepage is this

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watched a couple tcg youtube videos and now keep getting magic guys in my recommendations who are all to a man doing this

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pleeeeeeeeease come listen to Glow all of our funny bugs (and one (who is many) fungi) are having a great time. kinda

Books have the power to transport the reader to another world, but not against the reader's will. The first Arcana of The Lingual Labyrinth is resolved.

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Replying to @crasspants.bsky.social

Me: I don't want to watch Halloween, but damn I could go for some Donald Pleasence, preferably directed by John Carpenter. The ever helpful Prince of Darkness:

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Welcome to Bugtown I wanted to do something with the passing of Matt Howarth, and his comics (especially series) are spottily available online and I have 24 issues of Savage Henry this just made sense as a thing I could do. This thread will collect those as I have time. tinyurl.com/y52ekvxv

I would give anything to have been on set when the director of the Push music video said "Okay Rob for this next shot I think you just hold an accordion like an idiot."

I'm always thinking about how Kishimoto thinks cooties are too gross so he couldn't work on the movie, he needed the anime staff to take the lead

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smiling reminiscing when me and @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io watched the naruto movie where hinata is like fuck.... naruto has hoes.... he has hoes giving him scarfs every day.... genuinely one of the funniest times i've had with The Cinema in my life

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smiling reminiscing when me and @autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io watched the naruto movie where hinata is like fuck.... naruto has hoes.... he has hoes giving him scarfs every day.... genuinely one of the funniest times i've had with The Cinema in my life

Have a work situation that's pissing me off, so I went to the coffee shop nearby that usually plays loud aggressive music to take a breath. I get there and they're playing the Long and Winding Road, the worst fucking Paul McCartney ballad of all time. Fuck this!!!!

It's Friday so I thought I was the only one working in office today, but someone just got here a little late. No biggie but suddenly I'm the meme of the guy in the corner like "they don't know ive been jamming out to Dirty Work by Steely Dan for 45 minutes"