Luaren the Spookycat

My inky black goo seems to ooze out of nowhere, pooling and gathering at your feet before it starts to creep upward, slowly engulfing your legs. It feels somewhat like velvet against your skin. It keeps spreading upward, covering more of your naked body.

"your match with such and such is expiring!" Tap to open the convo "This person is not available on HER right now" Gee I wonder why. Nothing but bots and scammers on it in my area.

in case anyone was wondering what our type is.

Yep thats us. This is why if you want to flirt with us, you need to be as subtle as a fucking tank. Because we literally can’t imagine that people want to flirt with us.

sincere question. Has anyone created a pamphlet or a short webpage intended to let narcissist know that they are a fucking narcissist and need to deal with this shit? Ideally, in an empathic style that would let them down easy but “fuck you and your narcissistic ass” works as well.

there’s some account that always says this. Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.

could really use some fucking community right now

You should all tell me I’m pretty more often.

shut up, get on your knees, and suck my fucking cock.

i’m in a shitty fucking mood tonight. Get on your fucking knees. Pull my cock and balls out of the way. Eat my ass, you pathetic worm.

Show him what you think of his cock by putting it in a cage. It doesn’t matter how fucking big he is. You’re bigger now. Bend him over and fuck him in the ass.

stay too fucking long at karaoke. Burned out spoons by being lonely in public. No one complimented my outfit this week.

not in the real world, but some of them are sure taking to it on dating apps where they have to put exactly 0 effort in.

God, it would be fucking Claire's wouldn’t it?

shut up, get on your knees, and suck my fucking cock.

Crap our post is actually getting likes and were at the doctors office.

🌙Guess we'll weigh in on this no contact malarkey. Our mom died in 2005. We'd had a strained relationship. I can see us cutting contact but because she's a bad person in general. Our Dad just doesn't care to talk to us. Our Aunt is the closest we have to a living parent. She's not great.

I could go for some girlblin cum in my belly button.

Treat your kids with dignity, respect, and acceptance. Challenge level: Impossible.

See when I get attracted to boys its boys who look like this *and* we wanna tentacle fuck em.

breakfast achieved!

that’s how I felt in July and first part of August. And then fucking everything went wrong and it turns out they were raging narcissist that their best to take me for everything they could. I am bitter, angry, and beyond broke because of them.

🍷I think I understand #5 now.

dear cis people: we can fuck your partner better than you can. trans rights or else.

unforgiving world

Dammit this one landed too fucking hard.

this is exactly why it’s getting so much use. To look good on a middle managers spreadsheet.

You know, if I met a huge cockroach who treated me decently and helped me meet some unmet needs, I'd date him too.

I really hate how often the terms “bottom” and “submissive” are conflated.

tonight’s crossfade has been brought you by blueberry cider. Because let’s just make bad decisions on main lol.

Thinking about women.

All right, all right, I’ve got the Halloween avatar on. No one was bugging me about it, but... sometimes I like to pretend people had been.

gosh, it’s almost like I’m a human with interests and pets and stuff who likes wearing clothing.

boy, I sure do love discovering that my provider has gone against my wishes and told my employer that I’m ready to come off leave. Fucking great.

"Dont eat my chicken wings"

What we wouldn’t give to have even a single person in the world who gave a shit about those needs of ours.

I hate that I'm emotionally invested now.

I am the 57th fragment found. I haven’t picked a name or icon. Not sure I care to.

I need to start taking selfies of myself every day again. I stopped because I just... stopped feeling pretty when I look at myself. I need to start again to remind myself how pretty I actually am.