HorseHalves

HorseHalves

@awk716.bsky.social

📍Stable, genius. Shirking responsibility for Happiness since ‘91. Would kill Frankenstein’s Monster guilt-free.

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About me?? One time a nurse looked at my asshole and said “You don’t have to live like that, yanno?” Anyway, welcome to Bluesky or something…

been thinking a lot about this.

Zeddy@zeddary.bsky.social

Trump II as very specifically an effort to erase JFK seems like an underdiscussed angle. Bulldozed Jackie's rose garden, threatening to bulldoze the Kennedy Center, stripped the Kennedy blue off Air Force One, shuttered USAID, put JFK's animal torturing nephew in charge of reviving polio, now this

Huge fan of self solving issues.

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net

"libertarian candidate for state senate in north carolina is currently in a shootout with the cops and live-tweeting his planned suicide", while not exactly surprising, is still a weird thing to read

Pablo Salame is a made up name.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

CITADEL: “.. Credit is not done resetting. .. It’s going to be very tested. .. AI’s rising tide will sink some boats, and it’s a wavy tide.” @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Was trying to think of the comedian who classically used emphasized syllable gaps only to remember it was Fozzy Bear (honorable mention to Pauly Shore).

I’m old enough to remember them denying he said this kind of shit. Rubes and cons

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Libya, Hemen, Haiti, Somalia -- remember what I called them? Shit house countries."

Big fan. Great fire. The best fire.

𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️@arepublic86.bsky.social

Hitler's Eagles Nest (Kehlsteinhaus) deliberately destroyed today. Part of me likes history being preserved, but another part of me doesn't give a shit, it was a monument to one of history's most evil men. Thoughts?

LETS FUCKNG TALK ABOUT IT

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You know, the first question -- they have a lion, a snake, a giraffe, and a bear. And they say 'which is the snake?' ... by the time you get to number five a lot of people are left out on the road ... I get no credit for it."

A lot of people agree with this sentiment who probably don’t realize to what degree it would affect their public behavior (I’m not implying this about OP, just… sayin’)

Micah@rincewind.run

we gotta bring back shame, man society doesn’t work real well without consequences for being an enormous piece of shit in public

HNWI and Financial Advisors are doing great. 401ks are great to talk about. traditional metrics like wages and unemployment aren’t important if you don’t want them to be 🤷🏻‍♂️

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

*HASSETT SAYS PEOPLE 'EUPHORIC' ABOUT STRENGTH OF ECONOMY *HASSETT SAYS DISCRETIONARY TRAVEL SIGNALS CONSUMER OPTIMISM

Dude tries to assume dual allegiance of AES and ends up revealing his own and then some!

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Whales float vice industry

Boo!-per Lund@cooperlund.online

If you're not familiar with the alcohol consumption by decile chart, it's a real eye opening look at what being a hardcore alcoholic is like

Knowing a few canadians… lol

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net

also, and I know this is not the point, but knowing a few canadians IRL: their healthcare system kinda sucks. it's not transferable between provinces without a 3 month waiting period (and for short trips, for quebec), it doesn't cover most drugs, and then there's the "you should kill yourself" thing

Wha-hahahahat?

Outspoken™️@out5p0ken.bsky.social

Mike Rogers’ wife is handing out $10 gas cards in Michigan while asking people to vote for her husband. Republicans made gas unaffordable. Now they’re offering $10 to keep them in power. #BlueWaveIn20Days

I’ll say it forever, Trump’s greatest success is as a Chinese EV Salesman.

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

boy Trump fucked the American auto industry. first he yanks their EV subsidies, leading them to slash production and write off tens of billions in investment, then he jacks up the price of oil by 50%, leading to skyrocketing EV demand going almost entirely to China bc GM et al left the market

HorseHalves reposted

So this dumbass used ChatGPT to find a George Washington quote justifying public executions without realizing he was writing about war profiteers

Mother Jones@motherjones.com

To "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.

good fer the ‘conomy. Job cre8ors

Adam Bonin@adambonin.bsky.social

Yep. Defending Main Street PAC—a GOP SuperPAC focused on boosting non-MAGA Republicans—spent $20-25K on digital ads against Troy Jackson in Portland ... OREGON. Receipts: adstransparency.google.com/advertiser/A...

The thing that gets me here is that physics/tech guys love this masturbatory predictive game theory shit. Yarvin going to 1939 with it is about the only way I’ve seen it look dumber.

Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social

the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning

This will sound super crazy, but I see a path to my wife letting us have an ethical non-monogamous relationship with the cast of Cats (2019).

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Plug THAT into your discounted cash flow model. $SPCX

It innt what yer sayin, it’s how you talk

Snowden St.@snowden.st

The mode of political writing or rhetoric that got you good grades in poli-sci and philosophy classes ≠ effective or convincing work with regular people

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Grass Toucher Georg@avengingfem.me

let me start by outlining those problems, that i observe in myself. some people aren't like me, and may have no problems, or different problems, than i do, but a lot of people seem to have pretty similar problems to the ones i do with microblogging social media, and they're the problems i know best.

I don’t care if there is nuance to the LA/SD thing, Clinton laid out a crafted explanation for the hateful people Trump was trying to motivate and it was successfully sold as her calling middle-America “Satansville”, you can see his face, you can hear the crowd. Deplorable was way way too nice.

not to get political, but this is wrong

ProPublica@propublica.org

4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.