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WHUUUUUUT?!?!?! THANKS for the Brain Sprinkles topping my 10/24!!!!

Is there fairness in a just Universe when one must be forced to remove a load of freshly laundered, flannel garments from the dryer, without being afforded the opportunity to have a SUBSTANTIAL, personal "moment", amid the toasty textile tuft... Ffs, I'm not a trauma surgeon; I'll be a minute ☺️🧘🏼‍♂️

Science🙏🏼

Absolutely. 👇

Make intelligence sexy again.

Preach

Truth 👇

“Come on, Donald. Jump! You almost had it!”

Melanie is Right, don’t bother with Bezos….

A touching moment shows what friendship looks like Original post

Wtf kind of NeurDi porn are those streaming ads for the German built, handheld vacuum that sucks up all the patterns of pellets, chocolate chips, popcorn.... Ooooh gettin' a bit breathless🫪🤪

The only true risk is whether, or not, you'll be able to forgive yourself

When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.

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I'd love to see Eric Schmitt confuse seeing the Eagles with Jalen Hurts and seeing the Eagles with Joe Walsh.

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Any other situation, Jack Smith is standing over Schmitt like Ali, saying, "Dirtbag?! What's my name..."

This 👇

Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 — Skateboarding with Tony Hawk Watching a Howard Hawks film Visiting Ethan Hawke Jamming with Hamish Hawk At a Seattle Seahawks game At a Chicago Blackhawks game Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks …but now he’s watching you like a hawk

The Squirrel 🐿️ 🌰 🍂 He wore a question mark for tail, an overcoat of gray He sat up straight to eat a nut and his tail curled like a question 🐿️ 🌰🍂 He liked to tease and play and then he’d run away A quick curious flash of fur a tiny bright eyed wonder 🐿️ — e.e. cummings #poet #squirrl

Geezus🫪🤦🏼‍♂️

Despite being a famous Hollywood star if you want to know what sort of person DAVID NIVEN was, the largest wreath at his funeral was from the Porters at Heathrow Airport. It read: “To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.”

Wait, wait... The NFL is "cracking down" on beer chugging interpretations for TD celebrations... Ya. But WILL fund it's growth and reach thru gambling revenues.🤔 To borrow a metaphor from my British panel Shows; that's like saying"I don't f**k dogs, but I will, ya know, do a Mastiff🤷🏼‍♂️"

the most difficult scenario for my brain function; to ask for something, being told how hard it's going to be, then they come back and say they did more, which will cost($) me MORE, & force a change in plans. Finishing with "I hope that helps" 🖕🏼 Paying attention helps me more

We damn FILTER FEEDERS!!! Thank you Dr. Hakeem 🙏🏼(courtesy of Startalk) I so needed that today...

People losing their poop cuz ESPN is letting an influencer run their brand? They started as a channel broadcasting downright exploitative events; now they ARE the exploitative event. Haven't watched in years, looked at their schedule; "weird shit you can bet on" is the category, to paraphrase

What is frustrating about streaming live; paying outright for raw, unpolished footage, that isn't a matter of seeing everything; more like a dump of reels that are queued for editing. Good ole, network broadcast steals your investment by ads, and info collection, rather than the wallet. #FUflo

So you can't email Ford Motors directly... Wanted to ask where I put the oil for my ALL ELECTRIC F-150Lightning????? Maybe spend a bit more time fixing the algo to tighten the gas tank a bit more... I'd say they suck, but they can't even get that right to get the fuel to the engine...

Excuse me... If this is what AI offers billion dollar companies... #ford #knowyourproducts #fuckingproofread

I'm stuck ... Need to start a list of supplies on the white board, when Item #1 became IMMEDIATELY clear; dry erase markers. #wherefromhere

Did I just see an athlete score a touchdown, get penalized for taunting, have team moved back so PAT was missed; then raise hands to heaven in some sort of tribute to someone/thing? #justhegoodstuff4ya #notthestripperhookeraholestuff

Stop stop stop treating this $5k check thing like it’s real. It’s just…not.

As a catcher back in the day, I looked just like this kid, buuut.... I was in California, and sure as f**k WASN'T wearing a puffy suit #WASthebackstop

A bit of observation... Has it seemed like there have been more mis-identified riders, inaccurate telemetry so bad, that repeatedly presenters need to qualify their updates with, "... if we are to believe the information..."? #uci going for lowest bid? #capgemini harder than it looks? #vuelta26

Forget -Me-Not  “ Decades from now, Americans will visit the memorials to those who are lost on 911. They will know that nothing can break the will of a truly United States of America.” — Barack Obama  Remembering 911 Forget -me-nots

Have to give big props to the team that put together/okayed the Jason Statham ads for Discover. The 1st that caught my eye/ear, cupcake, made me chuckle; the 2nd one I saw, OHN! The panic button, LMFAO 😆🤣 Sadly I won't apply for the card(it's weird), but that series deserves an award🙏🏼💪🏼👍🏼