Boobert

Boobert

@b00bert.bsky.social

Bluesky reply guy, Philly sports fan 🦅, world traveler, theme park enthusiast, chef de cuisine at my house. YNWA 🔴 PSU 🔵 he/him

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Genuinely can’t believe he’s still going to get ~40% of the vote in Ohio after saying this

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Unearthed footage of Vivek Ramaswamy mocking Amy Acton for being a survivor of childhood abuse: "She has no vision other than to complain about what someone else did to her"

Trump supporters said it was divine intervention he wasn’t assassinated. Guessing this was divine intervention too?

Mike Rothschild@rothschildmd.bsky.social

The Trump assassination attempt in Butler two years ago appears to have claimed its second victim. Jim Copenhaver, who was badly wounded in the shooting, has died of complications from his injuries. www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

Yeah this dude’s not making it out of the primary lol

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Newsom: "Just being against Donald Trump -- that's not a governing agenda. It's certainly unifying for now as we're trying to hold the line & save our republic, but that utility wears off in about 90 days. People are gonna want the positive alternative agenda, a journey we can go on together ... "

Have to say, I’m happy with how quick the consolidation around AES has been, between McMorrow behind him now, and Stevens’ concession statement… need more of that in politics.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

El-Sayed on Islamophobia: "That's the only play they got. They're gonna point at me, they're gonna point at my name, like, 'Wow, he's different.' That's the best you got? You can't actually talk about what you want to do? My name is not raising your gas prices. My name is now taking us to war."

Republicans think Americans only eat eggs and drink milk

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Tom Emmer on Republicans trailing Dems by 8 points in the generic ballot: "Right now there are great things happening in our economy. Nobody wants to talk about 78 cent eggs, nobody wants to talk about milk that's under $2. No no. They want to focus on gas prices."

We hate freeloaders, don’t we folks? Also remember to apply for that bailout money we promised you for destroying your way of life!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rollins: "For those who love work and celebrate work and want people to work and not be on food stamps, it's a pretty big win when we've moved 5 million people off food stamps, y'all."

Conservatives: we respect women in sports Also Conservatives: we want to pay women in sports exorbitant amounts of money, in hopes they publicly get their asses kicked in return

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. the audience for pro-Trump content has fallen from its heights and, for some creators, has reached new lows. .. The shifts threaten to complicate messaging this year for Republican candidates ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...

I’ll never forgive Trump voters who insisted he’d be a president for all Americans. Weapons-grade hopium from all of them.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We heard in Minnesota there was a cyberattack and they blame it on Iran. I don't think so. I blame it on Minnesota because they're grossly incompetent. Iran's got bigger problems than worrying about Minnesota."

Thanks Phillies for bringing me down off the sports high of signing LeBron James

Brent Maguire@bmags94.bsky.social

Griffin Conine walks it off with an RBI single and snaps the Marlins' 12-game losing streak

This is turning into Weekends at Bernie’s

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

BREAKING: A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office." A photo from McConnell's office:

MAGA at this point is just The Boy Who Cried Wolf with the entire village going “so true bestie!” to the boy while wolves circle the town

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "It was a word made up by the Democrats -- 'affordability'"

Can’t even be mad - this is exactly the type of stuff teams do when they’re disrespected so much prior to the match. Gotta take it as well as you can dish it!

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

(via @belgiumtouch.bsky.social) 🇧🇪

Flo Balogun mouthing the National Anthem is equal parts amazing and funny given the circumstances he’s on the team but I don’t even care GO USA BABY 🇺🇸🦅

Sixers fan here - my thought on this trade:

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

Death Taxes Chuck Schumer getting ratio’d on Bluesky

Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov

Despite Trump’s best efforts to bully them, the Supreme Court just reaffirmed that if you are born in America, you belong in America.

I guarantee they decided against that because they think that’s another version of “we can’t just say we’re not Trump or we’ll lose again!”

Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social

Call me crazy but probably the first step of Project 2029 should be "Reverse every part of Project 2025 and encode it all in law"???? Shouldn't that be the bare minimum???

Yet another example of a “non-MAGA Republican” supporting and proudly accepting money from MAGA. Not to make an early 2000s rapper reference but it’s absolutely ludicrous that they continue trying to separating the two, especially where we are now politically.

Zach Everson@zacheverson.com

"50 Cent will perform at Donald Trump Jr.’s members-only MAGA club on the eve of America’s 250th anniversary." Laura Esposito for @thedailybeast.bsky.social

Translated: Democratic one party rule is bad. Republican one party rule is good.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Rep. Mary Miller: "I'm afraid that if we don't secure our elections, we'll end up with one party rule"

PBS: Posting Both Sides (Instead of what’s right)

PBS News@pbsnews.org

A top official at the National Park Service says the liner of Washington, D.C.'s famous Reflecting Pool was cut with a knife or razor earlier in June.

I think Future came out with a song about these kinds of guys.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."

“I require needy children to personally justify why they deserve sustenance” is not the great excuse he thinks it is. Like he’s genuinely surprised he didn’t hear back from them? 😂

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social

his excuse is they wouldn’t put the starving children on the phone with him.

From the group that brought you: “we can’t build windmills! They’ll kill too many birds!” “The reflecting pool must turn blue! Even if it kills too many birds!”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump's new and allegedly improved reflecting pool, as photographed today (Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty)

Ooooh look at me, I’m Zohran Mamdani, the new popular Socialist mayor of NYC. My soccer team broke a 23 year title curse, and my basketball team broke a 53 year one. Grow up man 🙄

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mamdani is on MS NOW in a Knicks jersey

Yeah this dude’s got the juice. He’s gonna be President one day.

James Talarico@jamestalarico.bsky.social

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

“Eh, there’ll be more post-divorce weddings to go to in the future.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

brothers, sisters… if you are fearful, know that God hath bestown a Glock upon ye

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Markwayne Mullin advises places of worship worried about acts of violence to "hire their own security"

Obviously the best time for It To Happen is today. But in my opinion, it’d be cool if It Happened a few days after the midterms, when full MAGA dejection is in full effect. He’d feel like the cartel leader in Sicario immediately after *that* scene with BdT.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Yikes! Both of Trump's hands are discolored today and one of them appears bruised as well (Anna Moneymaker/Getty)

Official thread for fantasy team names for next season related to this story: >NonVrabel Interactions >The Russ is Loose >Scoop Shitty

“frankly the gas hasn't gone up as much as I thought” I am on my knees begging for this clip to be put in TV ads across the country for the midterms

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You want to see a stock market go down? Let a couple nuclear bombs be dropped on us, then you'll see a stock market go down. So the stock market has not gone very much at all. It's gone down a little bit. Much less than I thought. And frankly the gas hasn't gone up as much as I thought."

I thought he said we were going in on this and getting a cut with them?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: “There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

alright Chicken Wing Sky: is anyone an “all drums” person (i.e. as opposed to “all flats”)? I’ve never heard of someone who’s the former, only the latter.

My thoughts: -AOC has a pretty great nair attack but Pritzker’s OoS can respond well -Only noobs main Newsom and Buttigieg -Zero Suit Walz is an underrated fighter

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

choose your fighter

He wants his name and face on as much US shit as he can until he croaks, and as long as it’s not November 2026, he will. And call me a “doomer” if you want right now, but I’m worried all of these wrongs are not going to be righted by the next President, whoever it is. I really hope I’m wrong.