1000 Volts of Holte

We seem to be very popular with all the other football fans today for some reason... #AVFC

What a game!! Villa 2.0 is complete!!!

Great first half from the villa at both ends of the pitch UTFV #AVFC

Fantastic win away at Newcastle - a slightly shaky looking back four and we still kept a clean sheet! UTFV!!! #AVFC

Disgusting cheats.

I will never tire of this show! #traitors

Got sent this on WhatsApp - brilliant!! #mcfc

This is class. 😂 Erling Haaland on what teams he's excited to play next season. [🎬 People’s Republic of Liverpool on X]

Spurs have pissed their fans off so much, even the disabled ones are walking out. 😂

Challenge accepted. #avfc

Last 10mins aside, that was a great performance away from home, and two of our new stars got their 1st PL goals. Great way to go into the break - the season starts today! #utv #avfc

M6, London bound. Up the Villa!! #avfc #utv

Not a good day at the office - particularly the injuries. The international break can't come soon enough. #avfc

Nice to see Pau in there. #avfc

Further proof that the majority of TV execs are morons.

9 shots on target - have we been saving them up? 🤣🤣🤣 #utv #avfc

Could be 3 or 4 up here - great start!! #avfc #utv

Super John McGinn 🔥🔥🔥

Heads have gone, they've got their tails up, this last 3 mins will be like the Alamo. We've dropped off a cliff in this 2nd half. We are terrible

I'm getting really pissed off with this, we look terrible, make some changes Emery!! #avfc

Nobody at Villa Park will pretend this rebuild was the plan back in May. But in football you cannot always decide what happens and a rebuild, at a pace that was not expected, eventually became the plan.

Well happy with that. Lost 1-0 to the best side in the PL but gave them a game. We need to sharpen up in the final third, but that was promising. UTV #avfc

It's just going to piss it down until next May now, isn't it?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Aston Villa reach agreement in principle to sign Ibrahim Mbaye from Paris Saint-Germain. #AVFC move for 18yo #PSG winger in process of being finalised: €55m. Nasser Al-Khelaifi & Nassef Sawiris relationship key to closing deal 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...

WHAAATTT???!!!!! #AVFC

Someone has just responded to this travesty on Instagram with the words “what a beautiful photo”.

Hurray, the football season is back... #AVFC

Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks

That's it - go in for the kill!! #FIFA

My entire life I’ve never called it the FIFA World Cup. I’ve always called it the World Cup. Fans don’t give a shit about FIFA. If national teams showed up for a World Cup tournament not held by FIFA we would all watch it. World Cup is the brand. FIFA is nothing.

Fernandez's red card was incredibly satisfying. #worldcup

I hate Argentina so much that I hope Cucharella scores. #worldcup

Well I for one are not watching a second of this aberration. #worldcup.

Made myself a bowl of paella for dinner and opened a nice bottle of Rioja. No particular reason.... #worldcup #spain

Too early to get Burn on? #ENGFRA

Hydration Break

Manzambi first signing incoming! 👀👀 #Avfc

Switzerland is the home of FIFA. Boo. #worldcup

On my way, Clacton.

Will he be announcing his resignation from a tree? #farage