Just Another American Hero

White male GOP privilege: Dennis Hastert, the longest serving GOP Speaker, sentenced to 15 mo. for financial offenses NOT molesting teen boys. Admitted the abuse, not charged with it. Was charged w/BANKING WITHDRAWALS TO SEND HUSH MONEY. America: Rape all the kids you want, but file taxes on it.

Hospitals and insurance companies pay a ton of money to drug companies for shelf stable, cheaply produced and easily transported drugs, yet expect citizens to donate their time and blood for free for time-sensitive yet necessary life saving treatments? Gee I wonder how you could get more donors… 🤔

Unpopular opinion: Mitch McConnell is my current favorite GOP senator. I wish there were more just like him.

Guys, do you think I need to have seen the previous film or is it OK to go in blind?

They say people die in threes. Dolly Parton, born 1946. Tim Curry, born 1946. Guess what year Donald Trump was born? Just a thought.

This is a full size mattress. I don’t think it’s to scale.

The Curse of Trump has begun, as I predicted. #CurseOfTrump #Knicks

This is why MSM sucks. Not a single reporter asked how big Trump Tower would be on that graph.

Let’s examine their logic. If God isn’t non-binary, then God is binary. If God is binary, then there would be two sexes of God. If there are two sexes of God then there are multiple Gods. Congrats evangelicals, you just created Hinduism.

Monday: WH demands fed. judge lift order blocking construction. W/out a ballroom, WH forced to hold events in “vulnerable tents outside the building that expose the president, foreign dignitaries & their families to various threats,” including the “inordinately wet” lawn, lawyers wrote Also Monday:

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RIP @gerryconway.bsky.social . A fighter, a writer, a believer in the human spirit. Your work will live on in the imaginations of generations.

HELLO. I'M GETTING SURGERY IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS. ALSO HYPNOSPACE IS 75% OFF ON STEAM. IT'D BE RAD TO WAKE UP FROM THE PROCEDURE TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF REPOSTS. PLEASE ENJOY THIS VERY LONG SCREENSHOT. ❤️

There’s been some violent crime in our neighborhood lately, so I’m taking standard security precautions and building a huge ballroom next to the house.

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Using only a gif, tell me your pet’s name.

America First?

Spot on.

Trump fired Noem right before she was to testify before Congress under oath due to being subpoenaed. GOP didn't make her testify. Trump fired Bondi right before she was to testify before Congress under oath due to being subpoenaed. GOP about to show its true colors again.

I asked President Trump about the FBI reportedly seizing election records in Arizona. He said they must have done that because it was a “rigged” election. I pointed out to him that his own AG said there was not measurable voter fraud to overturn that election. Then he called me a rotten reporter.

I mean you don’t win back-to-back FIFA Peace Prizes by *not* kidnapping a foreign leader and bombing another one to death

Western Europe is concerned because they don’t understand what Trump is doing. Eastern Europe is concerned because they do.

I guess the US doesn’t need Honduran oil.

The difference between Maduro and Trump is that Maduro is more competent at, among other things they both attempted, stealing elections

Don't worry folks, "US Law Enforcement" is involved in the attack on Venezuela for some reason

I would like to point out that if Rob Reiner were an outspoken conservative instead of a liberal, the conservative media would be screaming about there being a "war on conservatives" and needing new laws and probably blame it on a trans person. They would still ignore the Brown shooting, though.

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

Who knew that this piece of legislation would be so aptly named?

Wow, the people profiting most off corruption don’t want to stop it?!

Imagine destroying a historic building and spending $300M to build something that the next president is sure to just knock into the ground.

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Imagine you're driving to work, and an unmarked ICE vehicle makes an illegal U-Turn into you. Do you exchange information? Oh, you don't have to imagine, here it is:

In 1996, Aliens threatened humanity, destroyed the White House, and the President’s team beat them. In 2025 the President is threatening humanity, his team is beating aliens, and he’s destroying the White House.

Can the media stop saying Trump “lost” the Nobel Peace Prize? You don’t “lose” something you were never considered for. This is like saying that Kevin Sorbo “lost” the Grammy for Best Rap Album.

We have had to accept the inevitable: we aren’t going to have enough to cover rent, and Nat will be living in her car for the immediate future. She’s bringing Coco with her. This means she needs our help more than ever. Small donations accepted! Please SHARE