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He needs it way more. The cost to employ all those USPS workers would evaporate whatever money he thinks it will make him.

Just keep feeding the maga funding beast, idiots.

thanks jeff bezos

I wonder who would want to destroy our postal system

Fuck yourself with a rake, Bezos.

FUCK AMAZON

fuck amazon and fuck you

If the number of misdelivered packages in my neighborhood is any indication, it’s going to be a disaster for Amazon customers too.

Amazon doesn’t have the juice for this. Even if you give your workers an extra piss bottle to try to squeeze a couple extra deliveries. They’ve relied on USPS for a reason. Sorry, Jeff.

Exclusive: Wanna hear the threats our boss is making to a federal agency? Here they are!

USPS is the only government service that does not write or pass laws which is guaranteed in the constitution.

Go straight to hell

This is jerk off material for conservatives.

USPS existed before amazon and other mail exists than your shitty chinese off brand amazon shit

Lol, no

Printing your boss's silly, obviously empty threats in an effort to extort more money from US taxpayers might be a new low even for this dying newspaper

Was t this headline written by amoz*n..?

Gotta flag auto-fellatio as adult content y’all

I wish that greedy slob that owns the Amazon Post Propaganda outlet would actually reinvest in America instead of stealing our wealth and making foreign nations build his toys for him.

I stand with your actual journalists, not your billionaire owners!

Fuck Jeff Bezos right into outer space already

we need to tax jeff bezos until he can only afford 1 house

Bezos should be stripped of all his wealth, publicly flogged, and then forced to do deliver packages under the conditions he himself forced on his drivers for 10 years as penance.

Hey this seems like coercion!

eat shit

No, it won't.

Amazon uses USPS b/c it’s “too expensive” for them to deliver to exburban and rural areas

It is self sustaining and also, guaranteed by the constitution. It better get money.

the only reason im glad we have to pay for it is because otherwise spam mail would be multiplied a millionfold. im surprised it's even profitable to send that many people garbage mail

This would either bankrupt the or a large part of America is never getting packages

What a scoop! You must have some top notch reporters over there to get this exclusive.

USPS already works on Sundays in my hometown delivering Amazon packages.

I just heard we landed on the Moon.

Really seems like Washington post should simply not report on Amazon.

#BoycottAmazon

Oh wow the post got an exclusive Amazon story how do you do it

Saving the time of cutting the letters out of the newspaper to make the extortion note, He's just printing the whole thing in the newspaper that he owns.

Extremely sad to see what has become of the WP.

Fuck you and your bald bitch baby boss

"Exclusive" Yeah, I bet.

The usps is not a business that seeks revenue. Its purpose is to deliver mail for the American people as per the constitution, not to make money. Full disclosure: i am not owned by the owner of both Amazon and the Washington Post, so i am able to make a reasoned, truthful and unbiased comment.

When one company has a monopoly on how the product gets to you, they can charge whatever they want. Hope you like the premium fee for not driving ten minutes at most to the post office

pipe down you old hag

wouldn't be surprised, Amazon hates libraries too.

Exclusive: I talked to my boss, he wants me to do intimidation. Nice business you got here, it’d be a real shame if your largest customer stopped using your service.

The Bezos bias is real bad at the post isn't it?

Did you label this as sponsored content, you good for nothing hacks?

A reliable postal system is one of the hallmarks of functioning government.

Is this news

How is it a disaster for the agency if it’s not intended to make a profit?

As a postal employee who sees how much Amazon already does and passes off to us, they would need to invest SO MUCH more in order to do that. They don't want their employees to piss as it is.

Oh yeah, I can't wait for a truck driver to kill a schoolbus full of kids because he's rushing to get to his next stop and distracted by not having been allowed a bathroom break for the last four hours. Amazon is definitely going to contribute to the highway mortality rates.

At some point the USPS may be paying Amazon to deliver mail.

Good fucking luck duplicating that infrastructure

Fuck you

The reason they have this capability is because Trump tried to intimidate Bezos by threatening to raise prices on Amazon postage, despite Amazon helping keep the USPS afloat. They had to develop their own delivery system because of this idiotic man. Everything Trump touches dies.

The post office is a constitutionally guaranteed right.

I have a post office box and I live a half mile away. I like the ability to go pick up my Amazon at my convenience. I will end online shopping if I have to switch to someone just throwing shit in the general direction of my front door. I also realize that they don’t care how I feel.

Hey who owns the Washington Post again

Exclusive? It sure is! Your owner is using the news side of your newspaper in a PR campaign to try and get even more cutthroat price cuts for special boys.

Who is your owner

Kind of sounds like Amazon may have too much power and should be broken up.

Oh Jeffy, is there anything you can’t corrupt and monetize for you, your fugly wife and your billionaire friends?