D. Friedman

I’m adding “Paid actor who doesn’t get paid enough to act as though he enjoys working in retail” to my resume.

We are now required to scan an IQ ID to determine whether you are too stupid to shop and retail.

I'd rather teach children than to have to deal with “children” at self checkout.

I think I figured it out. Being a Karen is a performance art piece. It’s theatre.

Doctor: how can I help you today? Me: stupid people give me a headache. What's the cure Doctor:…

#badrapnames Rico case or Rico charge

#Goodnews: www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/n...

‘merica, over complicating something for no good reason.

“How longs this movie?” “Well, if you have seen the first film, it’s about 3 quarters length time longer.”

The car salesman tells you “This truck gets about half of what a dodge ram gets per gallon.”

We should complicate other measurements too. A recipe calls for “3 lines up the measuring cup.”

“Where are you?” “I’m 12 miles past DC.”

Can do away with “Business days” and “A quarter till 5”. Let’s just normal human speak. “When’s the next time you can come over?” 12 business days till Sunday.”

I don’t understand. I overstand.

Use your brain. Listen to people who have reasonable ideas. Think about what you heard and create your own opinions. STOP BEING A FOLLOWER!

A US soldier used classified info to win $400K on Polymarket. Three congressional candidates were fined for betting on themselves. Meanwhile, Trump’s whole family is all in on prediction markets.

The shooting was Stupid Trumpers Are Getting Even Dumber

The shooting was Stupid Trumpers Are Getting Even Dumber

Important human PSA: being good at some thing, and liking some thing or two different things.

Reminder: when showing off features in the latest iOS update, let’s remember that adding new emojis is *NOT* a feature.

There should be a new requirement that if you make an app on iOS/iPad OS and photos is integrated, it should look like the photos app when you are adding images to something.

"Celestial Crash" dev continuing work on the game's main level UI. Making cool movement effects because every game needs it. Right? Come hang out: youtube.com/live/P4ljjgQ... or twitch.tv/bigman24x7 #indiegamedev | #programming | #streaming | #gaming | #gamedev | #Unity | #indiegame

Let’s be clear: anyone defending the Trump Administration after watching masked, anonymous agents assault a man, pepper spray him, then fire 5+ rounds into his back is irretrievably complicit in political terrorism.

Hey if you're a teacher who supports ICE, fuck off. Quit your job. Genuinely, I'd rather my kids' school be short staffed than have you there. I mean it with my whole heart.

Giving ICE 10 billion more dollars when it should be ABOLISHED is reprehensible. There are plenty of other ways to enforce immigration laws (a civil, not criminal matter) without ICE. Message THAT, Dems!!! The American people feel betrayed and abandoned. This cannot go on.

On MSNow, they were discussing the legality of ice abducting a child. LEGALITY?!?!? WHAT LEGALITY? YOU ABDUCTED A CHILD!!!!

If life was a choose your own adventure book, I would choose not to go to work without any consequences.

Happy 2026

If most games come to stream and never leave stream, does that mean that every other platform is hard to develop for?

Caution! Break dancer!

Merry Christmas from me and Carol ling.

Uncle Frank is an A-Hole: - He’s mean to Kevin - He’s mean to his wife - He’s mean to the stewardess - When discussing loosing their child while on the plane, he remarks “ if it makes you feel better I forgot my reading glasses.”

The most fun thing about modern computing is when you download an update or updates and it breaks a feature. :(

Just to be mean to Karen's my guest services will be inside of an active elevator.

Can we make listening a thing again?

If you see someone driving while you're walking in a parking lot, you should be required to pick up the pace.

NEW EPISODE! Let's check out some really cool ports, hacks and homebrews! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZC4...

Things to do if Apple watch is not unlocking your Mac(1/2): - Make sure both mac and and apple watch are on the same apple account - Make sure both are on the same wifi - Make sure your watch has a passcode. THIS WILL NOT WORK WITHOUT A PASSCODE!

Make America care again. Make America be aware of their surroundings again. Make America selfless and not selfish again. Make America care for one another again.

she is the moment

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My grandfather once said. "I don't know what is going on anymore."