Randers

See this? Wrote this OC backstory back in grade 7. Seen a lot of action, 9 paragraphs, spellcheck ALWAYS off.

Gregory House’s Genius Penius

Me looking at any fandom discord in 2026 trying not to let myself get agitated enough to bite or kick my handler

A vampire named Driveway

I think he can do it

You’re never too young to relive all the things you did in your teens. You can still ride a bike, fall in love, go back to school, develop an eating disorder,

Oh that’s gore. That’s gore of my dominant hand

Not a day goes by when I don’t think about my compost pile.

Anyways.

Pluribus might be my new avatar I’m so sorry

Socialising with strangers is easy you just tell a lie and laugh

50% cocoa milk chocolate will change your life btw.

He actually thought this was maroon 5 and he doesn’t know ANYTHING about maroon 5

If I had a nickel for every time someone on this avatar discord ghosted me after I paid for a commission, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s annoying that it happened twice.

Proud snoppily

Last night it was “white nasal hut”

I love living with Joe. He says shit like “If there was a man who was burger, he’d be called john bunyan” and I have to process that without pissing myself I guess

Finally getting to my most anticipated chapter to write in this story. Cannot understate how much I’ve looked forward to this. Detailed chapter plan as below:

If you are doing a NaNoWriMo — NArrative Novel about Orville WRIght’s MOustache — please post regular updates.

happy nanowrimo [time of year] also fuck nanowrimo [organization]

Superdrug are discontinuing the facial cleanser I use, not sure I have the kind of autism that can handle this

Told me old boss that I might do (new, unofficial) NaNoWriMo and so now I have to do it or I’m gonna be soooooooooooooo embarrassed booboo the fool

I have nothing but hate in my heart for James Cameron today just fyi. He’s pissing me off

I love yawning!!!! The doctor says I need to be Careful though

Shifting into James Cameron’s avatar mode again soon btw

Me when I clock into my job and get asked if I’m ready to do my job that I was hired to do

Happy birthday baby girl 💖

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

I can’t wait to go to IKEA and microdose bankruptcy by buying wardrobes

you gotta look at it from an oblique angle

When I offer to go buy someone a sweet treat and now I can buy myself a sweet treat too

Joe: so what’s the actual plot of the story you’re writing? Me:

Sorry I haven't been present I don't really do that

Ginger every time Andy opens his mouth btw.

Happy pride month, may all your jokers be polychrome

bastard ate it

Every man in my life is my enemy. Except Joe

gale's got a gun

Sorry I forgot this was supposed to be a fandom/OC/writing account. Mermaids and maybe vampires in my brain right now but also this

Tiktok threatening to ban me because I defended a trans woman 🥴 ok then!

Thanks for your email. I’m eating a family-size punnet of strawberries for lunch and will be exploring the consequences of this from 1300-1530hrs. I will endeavour to get back to you if I return

I’ve been using up my least favourite perfume at work and I just know everyone here is gonna be so relieved when I throw it away and start using my second-least favourite in instead