Balls (Balrog)

Balls (Balrog)

@balrogballs.bsky.social

sitting upon a molehill of ashes, weeping like a madman. tolkien shitposting and art, mostly. you can call me ziz or balls. 28.

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“The sons of Dior and Nimloth were Elured and Elurin; and a daughter also was born to them, and she was named Elwing, which is star-spray, for she was born on a night of stars, whose light glittered in the spray.” DON’T ASK HOW LONG THIS TOOK IT TOOK TOO LONG 🥲 #silmarillion #tolkien #elwing

hello and good evening to my bastion of fellow twinks. please take this legolas/gimli commission featuring dark haired legolas, for @ scrimplications on tumblr. eat well and prosper. #tolkien #lordoftherings #legolas #gimli

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can you imagine the coincidental timing of Balls releasing chapter one of a Harad world building fic and this gorgeous art at the same time I get assigned to be an easterling by @middleearth.quest

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good morning fellow twinks. my monthly ‘dropping art and leaving‘ post features Ulfang, who in my fic is a very hot 5’5 male manipulator who is fucking Maedhros, whom he despises, because unfortunately he has a height and horrible-person kink 🥰 #silmarillion #lotr #silmart

good morning fellow twinks. my monthly ‘dropping art and leaving‘ post features Ulfang, who in my fic is a very hot 5’5 male manipulator who is fucking Maedhros, whom he despises, because unfortunately he has a height and horrible-person kink 🥰 #silmarillion #lotr #silmart

i drew this out of spite after seeing this fuck ass racist caricature of him in one of the David Day books. straight up unhinged shit especially considering this guy’s books are spoken of in the fandom as ‘shit but great illustrations’ and then you discover the ‘great illustrations’ look like this.

Latest portrait commission: Imagine waking up to the High King of the Noldor Ereinion Gil-Galad staring at you with fuck-me eyes only to reach out to his slutty little nightgown and realise it’s the Third Age and the High King is a High Crisp. It was all a sex dream. #silmarillion #silmart

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there are intelligent criticisms of genre romance but too many people pick up a book called Seducing The Duke of Cheek Clappingshire, #7 in the Regency Fuck Series and are like “why don’t these books represent women who are happy single?” and you’re like maybe because it’s Seducing The Duke of Ch

Once again I have forgotten this site exists because I am sadly no longer funny enough in 280 characters so please enjoy my last two commissions: Nerdanel and Pengolodh courtly portraits 😁 #silmarillion #lotr #silmart #tolkien

Latest commission: Maedhros Fëanorian in his Treelit Little Shit™️ era, ie arrogant Years of the Trees prince for feyandferal on Tumblr. Truly went wild with the hair for ‘this guy is literally called Carrots for half his life’ reasons 😈🥕 #silmarillion #silmart #lotr #tolkien

Latest two commissions! Fingolfin (post-Helcaraxë ear-frostbite 80s action hero edition) and Maglor (post Dagor Bragollach burn recovery era) ✨ As such, I have two commission slots available at the end of my queue — zizkhanart.carrd.co 😁 #silmarillion #silmart #fingolfin #maglor #tolkien

Keeping up my ‘remembering to post art here’ streak, here is some Elrond and Celebrían cheek kissing, ie me practicing a semi realistic style! #silmarillion #silmart #elrond #celrond #lotr

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Elrond 100% cuts grief bangs after Elros dies

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I keep forgetting to share my art (or anything) here so have my latest Elrond, who has bangs because if any elf was to have bangs it would probably be Elrond. #silmarillion #lotr #lordoftherings #silmart

I keep forgetting to share my art (or anything) here so have my latest Elrond, who has bangs because if any elf was to have bangs it would probably be Elrond. #silmarillion #lotr #lordoftherings #silmart

made up for my lies by actually writing it.

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thinking about the time i convinced a considerable percentage of indian politics twitter that i wrote raunchy incest rpg between indira and sanjay gandhi. straight up had people trying to call my university halls over it. great and funny times. sadly i was lying and did not actually write said fic.

thinking about the time i convinced a considerable percentage of indian politics twitter that i wrote raunchy incest rpg between indira and sanjay gandhi. straight up had people trying to call my university halls over it. great and funny times. sadly i was lying and did not actually write said fic.

See the only reason I would ever advocate for the LotR film franchise continuing is for the inevitable fistfight between the fucker that plays Gimli (extremely racist) and Hugo Weaving (remarkably sound politics, especially considering age group and, er, nationality trifecta). Otherwise, free him.

More fun facts about the Gimli fucker: he played ‘Sallah Mohammed Faisel el-Kahir’ in Indiana Jones AND was openly a huge Islamophobe even in the early 2000s when most big celebs tended to keep their mouths shut about their dodgy view. I KNOW there was a fistfight I KNOW IT.

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Legitimately considering putting this in a locket and wearing it for the rest of my life

Balls (Balrog)@balrogballs.bsky.social

Enjoy some Elrond in his ‘dead wife montage’ era, ie some fanart for ‘the years start coming and they don’t start coming’ by lonelyvisitor aka The Fic of All Time 🫶🏽 #silmarillion

so far i am enjoying this app but in the past 24 hours nothing has topped my very favourite out of the blue zero context message sent to me for no reason, from when i used to be on Indian politics Twitter on The Other Place:

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