Balsam B'Grant Heat

It's too late. I've already depicted you as the evildoing pirate Chen Zhu Yi and myself as the legendary admiral Zheng He

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I can gamble any time anywhere. I can gamble from my phone while I drive, or from my laptop in the shower. I can gamble while attending a wedding or funeral.

Choo choo let's ride another train

There should be a "fun" section on ballots where you get to vote on goofy shit after all the serious stuff. Referendum on giving Mark Zuckerberg a swirly, vibe check on turtleneck sweaters, should we change the state bird, etc

In Indonesia they have these mangos that are green so you think oh that's not ripe but then you cut it open and it's orange and deeply delicious. They also have these bananas that are green so you think oh... etc

Rode a high speed train from Jakarta to Bandung that got up to 200mph. Took 30 mins vs 2.5 hours driving. Very quiet and smooth ride. They gave us water bottles and a bread snack. The only negative is that the train only has three stations but they're expanding it. Trains rule

They have to put concrete dividers on the highway because otherwise drivers going in opposite directions pull over to kiss

Holy shit they're going to livestream Hasan Piker's execution. I didn't even know he was convicted

Adult DVD's new self titled album makes me feel like I'm entering the dang Matrix. I like it. Listen to the first song Do As I Please and tell me you don't feel like you can take on an agent

It's not listed as a prohibited item but they get very mad at you if you try to bring a parachute on the airplane. It's like bringing a home cooked meal to a restaurant for them

My dog just jumped onto bed with her spiky ball in her mouth and pressed it to the back of my head while I scroll on here

2:12am... going back for more plastic bonsai

Bring a vape pen to the job interview find out if your boss likes to party

Putting Hasan Piker in a smaller suit every time I have to hear about him against my will

Thank you sir 🫡

What's that opposite of 'torture'? All I can come up with is 'delight' but 'cock and ball delight' sounds stupid

Can't sleep watched too much Chinese short form video

Saw my first AI slop restaurant poster. Looks like shit

You're telling me that a nine made this eleven?

Just heard people cheering and thought maybe it happened

Took me too long to realize that turning off automatically play next episode is a major improvement

"Out of the oven and into the fire" -guy that can't cook

Make a movie scarier: One flew over the Dracula's nest

Logging on

I stand here today a proud first generation Latina and officer at CIA. Rewatching the woke CIA commercial because mija you're worth it

NBA teams love trading pics

As a pediatric doctor I always tell new parents the best gift you can give your kid is a big bazooka they can use to kill their enemies

Yinz is the Northern y'all and it's about time we embrace it

I gave my dog a french fry from In-N-Out and she spit it out. She only wants her pup patty

a pervert.

Plot summary of every Cybermen episode of Dr Who

A lush police officer getting in trouble for looking up his own license plate 350 times to remember where he's been blacking out

Actually this tattoo means scout sniper, it's a military thing. Oh this one is just a random skull I saw on the wall of a tattoo shop. This one is an Asian symbol of peace but the dang tattoo artist drew it backwards. Yeah same guy as the skull. Oh this one is actually a portrait of Charlie Chaplin

The president has never honked on bobo a day in his life

Nostalgia for Ant-Man (2015)

They should put Duke Nukem and Peggy Hill in Fortnight

This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social

I had the option to be an extra on the Harry Potter show but I turned it down. I would have been in a scene where I mouth "oh shit!" after Harry gets whacked in the nuts by the golden ball in the flying game, but again I turned it down.

Eventually my use of this site will be just complimenting people's baking on the BreadSky feed

New format iPhone is a powder you snort up your nose. You get four lines per month and there are no apps. You don't need apps anymore you have Apple Snort. By subscription only

I don't really fuck with DLC. Just the base game, thanks

Valve Corporation has claimed its prize