❄️Professor Winter❄️

❄️Professor Winter ❄️Level 46 ❄️Bard, Flirt, Idealist, Menace ❄️Nonbinary (They/them) ❄️Mountain Coyote Cryptid ❄️Polyam, Partnered, Bi Disaster ❄️NSFW VA ❄️Soft Dom, Hard Kinks, Weird Whimsy ❄️Wonky Brain ❄️Beautiful Lunatics Member🌻 ❄️Fucking Nerd ❄️DMs Open 21+ Only, Not Negotiable Will Block For Any Reason

Okay, I was wondering if what I was feeling was a post-performance drop, but no, this is an actual cold or something. Uggggh. I just want to curl up and sleep.

Please.

if you like this pic and you have the means help a girl get food this week…. $sheworeflowers

On one hand, I am openly polyamorous and encourage my partners to have other partners. On the other hand, I have a possessiveness kink that frankly borders on toxic and I want the dig of my teeth permanently marking the skin of every person I claim as mine in even a small way. You know. Normal.

"And that, nuns, is how I met your (new) Mother Superior."

Hey, i need a volunteer to be a subject for an experiment. I was going to explain what it was first, but I'm just curious who wants to volunteer even without any details? Go ahead. You can admit it.

Hey, can I eat you out until you cum so hard that you're crying? Oh, sorry, I didn't mean may I. I meant, do you think I can do it? Like do you think I'm capable of going down on you and making you cum repeatedly until you've lost control completely? Want to find out for sure?

We're starting up round four! Great time to jump back in if you want!

It's time for another *mystery!* Hanging out on @prismaticlady.bsky.social's stream today for a special Halloween-themed murder mystery again! Come hang out, watch us try to figure out who the culprit is- and just enjoy the general chaos! www.twitch.tv/prismaticlady

A reminder that as we enter Halloween week, costume-themed lewds gain a 200% bonus to your attack roll for that encounter.

Wanna play a game, sweetheart? Look in my eyes. Don't look away. If you look away, you lose. Keep your eyes on me. I'm going to touch you now. Just one fingertip to start. Keep your eyes on me. If you look away, I add another finger. Look away, I start touching you new places. Shh. Eyes on mine.

My first five ttrpgs in the order I played them: 1. Star Wars (West End Games) 2. GURPS 3. D&D 3rd Ed 4. Toon 5. Werewolf: The Apocalypse

it’s a need, not a want

Looking up the pride flag of a new descriptor as part of trying to decide if I want to change how I identify. (The flag is growing on me.)

If you're going to treat a dominant like a kink dispenser and then just ghost us after you cum, you could at least pay us for our time.

Holy shit holy shit holy shit!!!! Ryan Gosling's band is putting out new music on the 27th! Ahhhhhhhh! If you've never listened to Dead Man's Bones, I highly recommend it. It's Halloween music. You just have to listen.

Taps the sign.

Sometimes, I just want to sit the internet down and just correct it on things in a straightforward but stern manner, and I want to make sure that they actually listen to me, calling them out if they aren't. I know this will never happen, but I know some of you will find it hot to imagine, so enjoy!

Just a reminder of opportunities for care and maintenance of your local cryptid bard. ❄️💚❄️ https://throne.com/bardofwinter/wishlist

I can see why you think that.

Am I a sex worker? No. Do I use the services of sex workers? Also no. Do I need someone to explain to me why platforms like OF, which allow SWs to control their own services w/o an employer or “manager” are constantly attacked but you can sign into Pornhub w Google? Yeah man. Yeah I do.

BATTLE AWAITS. HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.

(Augh fuckfuckfuck, brain hit that 'way too self-criticalover nothing but my own perception. Not the ideal brain twist.)

Of course you don't have to be a villain to join our secret society! We've got all sorts of members. Villains. Anti-heroes. Vigilantes with a grey streak. Fallen heroes. Corrupted heroes. Heroes with their minds invaded so fully that they're lost in thrall to my will, never to escape. Interested?

Tell you that, everybody, we'll figure out a time that works for all of us and just all go out to a street corner and scream at the same moment. We all on board for this?

Actually, let me pivot this slightly, here, take this character sheet. Yeah, so, there's this RPG system that's basically like Renaissance Europe but with, you know, magic like from folklore and legends are real? So same basic plot, yeah, but you're also sort of a fate witch and I'm a pirate who has

Augh I made the mistake of continuing Carrie and now I'm just in physical pain from the bullying shit hitting way too close to home, goddamn.

I'm watching post-game stuff from today's YouTube Jeopardy and the bisexual respect for Ken. Amazing episode.

Oh god how I did only just now think of adding Your Idol to this? That's literally my evil bard song! Anyway, link to a song from your playlist. We can all listen to them and then imagine that's what we've got going the night we overthrow our boss and take over the club. (We'll still be evil.)

Okay, but we've all got a playlist of songs we'd dance to if we were a stripper in an evil club, right? I'm not the only one, right?

Hey, I was thinking about how good it would feel to have my mouth wrapped around your nipples while you dig your fingers in my hair and I see what kind of noises I can get you to make with my tongue. Could you show me your tits so I can imagine this more accurately? Thank you!

Me: "...and then I was like, hmm, is this story funny or is it trauma?" My therapist: "Or it can be both." Me: "Thank you! I keep saying that!"

Come here, angel. Let me slip my fingers into that pretty head of yours and rewrite you into exactly what I want you to be. A pretty little doll, no thoughts, but with my words in your ears, my hand on your back, and my collar around your neck. Smile pretty for me, my sweet, pliant doll. Good girl.

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"Donate to my Spirit Halloween Trip fund, where the first $40 is gas money to get to the newest Spirit Halloween." That's my new measure of how small a town this is. We don't even merit a Spirit Halloween. 😅

Also on the gross blocking scale, @zeustumblr.bsky.social was the one like on hkauthor's post. Zeus seems to just upload a lot of stolen, uncredited photos, too, so beware.

Anyone who is a SW, @hkauthor.bsky.social is on a whole run of disrespecting people who post things, and pretending that being angry a video game company is closing is justification for it. Truly childish behavior. Currently he's on a "I won't pay for anything" streak. Well worth blocking.

Don't ever ask me "Am I being too mean?" because I will tell you to murder someone if I think they insulted you. I'll dull the knife so it hurts them more. I don't like anybody messing with my people. 💚

Sounds like fun. Comment a category and I’ll tell you my top 5 💚