Baron Destructus

Baron Destructus

@barondestructus.bsky.social

Despite the name, a rather nice fellow just trying to survive in the fascist hellscape of 2026 America.

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Just throwing this out there: Have we considered finding a bottomless pit and telling them there's money and children at the bottom? "Parachutes for Billionaires" sound like a good nonprofit? (The parachutes are anvils.)

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New logo! Hey-Austin night 2 is almost sold out. Both Houston shows and Dallas night two are also sold out. Go go go! TMBG dot calm for best links.

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Laptop's bluescreening and needs replaced, and my mom's about to start chemotherapy, so we're pretty deep in the hole. Here's my Transformers sales thread. Prices are IN THE ALT TEXT. Prices are in USD and don't include shipping. Figures are complete/in good condition unless otherwise stated.

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hi #PortfolioDay, I'm Zucchinna, aka Keira. I draw fanart for Transformers and lots of other series. I also have a scifi comic I'm working on called Take Backs, i'm almost done with issue 1. it has lots of action, violence, and gayness 🏳️‍🌈💜🫶

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Happy International Lesbian Day 🏳️‍🌈💜 here are some of my gay OCs 🫶 #InternationalLesbianDay #OCs #myart #myOCs #OCsky

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LAST CALL on TYRANT® Original Art & Complete Edition! THIS is the FINAL DAY you can place your order for either, or both, TYRANT® hardcover collected editions. Having proofed both PDFs (now at the printer), more than twice, I can tell you these are both magnificent books. Link, below; final day!!!

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"Today is Batman Day!" Batman: "Donnie, you're a war profiteer, an election rigger, and a career criminal. Every conflict lines your pockets, every lie buys you power, and every innocent pays the price. This country doesn't need another tyrant in a tuxedo—it needs justice."

Watching a dying fascist with dementia pretend that he's a Green Lantern is almost funny. Hey chucklefuck... You have no imagination. You have no willpower. You are one of the most fearful beings in this space sector. You're not Hal. You're not even Sinestro. You're barely Driq at this point.