Bathroom Barry

My full legal name is Bathroom Toilet Barry

Avengers Endgame

Look, I know all the reasons we got here, but we really need to start seriously thinking about what we do in a world where The Markets punish whole countries for voting for decency, compassion, and fairness. We must stop pretending the capitalist machine is an objective, value neutral force.

Give me the Fritos and free my toes, I want to get lost in the Doritos, and Frito-Lay

Need them to make Cardi B the press secretary instead so I can post “Got you beggin’ for a question in my White House Pressy” or something like that

Operation Dumbo Drop was based on the true story of a ragtag team of Green Berets who stuffed a live elephant with explosives and dropped it with no parachute onto a village

Avengers Endgame

i used to joke with @alexross73.bsky.social about how inexplicable, baffling nostalgia for The Goonies was what really defined Gen X and made them seem alien to us, this is too on-the-nose.

Woo

Dubai Horses

Never a good sign when a gumball machine only takes credit cards

It made me into a science fiction reader

You can just eat whatever

You ever watch someone talk and assume they’ve had multiple DUIs

Paying 100 dollars a month to anthropic to make sure the toilet flushes in my smart home

Can someone write an article about my journey from liberalism to communism between the ages of eight and thirty?

Just went insane with the Criterion flash sale.

What is it with people and making their cars like the Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters

Capitalism rocks, I truly love it so much

Skill issue

TFW Benito is upside down

Letter to the editor in my local paper comes out swinging against Trump for bending to the communist governments of Russia, China, and Cuba. We gotta do something to educate liberals

I love that Libs would rather believe that Russia is behind riots than even think for a second that it has a thing to do w/ Neoliberalism simply getting its teeth kicked in for not providing anything whilst it stole the Public Sphere from underneath them Here in the US we don't seem to care enough

“Today I’m going to tell you about psyops” - Guy looking into his webcam while wearing a stained black tank top and a black outback hat in a really messy room with a bunch of crooked unframed stuff on the walls

Well this just turned everything upside down for me

Avada Kedavra

Hey all you Billy Madisons out there, better get to class

Great joke, I’m sure John McCain would have loved it

Glad to see more people hating on this dreck

I would root for almost any sports team named after an ape

The useless delivery clods have improperly packaged my expensive movie box set! I will have to wait a few more days before I can watch them! My life is RUINED

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like. This was the only thing that showed up in mine.

First they came for the trans people, and I said: