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In like 400 years people are going to talk about this era of American empire the same way that we joke about the crazy emperors period of Rome and there is a certain dark comedy to that. Real Elagabalus vibes

the core point of the pedocon theory article is that some people are looking for unequal relationships--people who are easier to control and manipulate--and one very reliable way of achieving that is to go after young people

PDX being my home airport really fucking ruins me for every other airport I have to go through

Pedocon Theory data point

I read the full trilogy to both of my kids during their respective extended stays in the NICU, so it will always occupy a very special place in my heart and I can’t wait to see this movie in the theaters multiple times.

My daughter when I put on the Meshuggah

*Dave Wasserman voice* I’ve seen enough,

look there's a lot of things that are silly about having spent most of my life in academia but one thing I will go to the mat for: backpacks are unbelievably useful tacticalwear and if you phased them out of your life you played yourself

This girl they got playing Carrie is doing a really wonderful job.

We really don’t talk enough about the fact that Trump has made it abundantly clear to the white nationalist militias of America that they can any sort of violence they want, and he will pardon them as long as it serves him remaining president.

@alexschmidty.bsky.social it’s Mon-tih-CHEL-oh 🫡

Did @danielobrien.bsky.social get called by John Oliver on last week’s Last Week Tonight!? 😂 I can’t imagine what other writer would’ve been pushing a story about counterfeiters stealing Lincoln’s body…

Finally a beachhead for me to launch my BBQ restaurant concept, The Hoglocaust

GOP: 😡 TRANS GIRLS SPORTS BAD Dems: 😤 ur corrupt!!! Libertarian subplot:

We’re cooked

🎶🎶 Hot town, punching Hello Kitty So adorable-even bleeds real pretty Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread… 🎶🎶🎶

Joe Pera in shambles

So is “gettin maced” a euphemism for getting blasted all over the face while eating her out or what? Asking for a definitely not shamefully horny friend.

Now that my mom is a huge Rush fan, I think my next step is to get her on DMB.

This message is Peace Board approved and endorsed by FIFA.

Trump’s new design for the arc de triumph seems a bit heavy handed.

Foolish of me to think I was getting out of DFW without some sort of fuck up by American Airlines that delays us. Today, they somehow loaded the plane wrong which was discovered right before take off and now we’re taxiing back to the gate.

Ed Sheeran has lost the Voros Twins. It’s kinda funny how he may have actually committed full career suicide in order to “not take sides” in a genocide. Generational L.

Alright I’m convinced - all the stories dropped about dangerous AI are clearly an op

I’m gonna be thinking about Boebert getting her rug munched by a big booty Latina for at least the next week.

Gal Gadot already tried it Paul. give it up.

lol us dork ass Rush fans have absolutely taken over the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and we’re now group chanting at the house band covering the 2112 Overture. At 45 I am the youngest person in the room.

Making some band merch at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Buncha dork ass dorks dorking out to Hugh Syme alternate cover art. It’s me. I’m dorks.

Me and a bunch of nerd-ass Rush fans waiting to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Yo what the fuck I have to verify my age with a third party to use Blue Sky in Texas? This state fucking sucks man.

I’m flying to Cleveland to see Rush and attend Rush Con at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 🤘

This whole thing gets funnier & funnier. It’s hilarious that Ed Sheeran thought he’d get anywhere good kowtowing to Robert Kraft. It’s hilarious how quickly that backfired in his face when all of his musicians bailed on him. And it’s hilarious that the nominal hero in this particular story did this.

Did Ed Sheeran not realize he had a bunch of Irish musicians on his tour? Did he not talk to anyone before he kowtowed to Kraft?

lol Rock Chalk Jay Hawks I fucking guess!

Stephen Rannazzisi ass liar hours from Trump I guess