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I want nothing more than for Chandler Simpson to hit his first home run of the year in the World Series 

Gibney should just put his doc online for free at this point, fuck it.

Hey man, I hear you have a new hippie girlfriend. What's her name?

This looks SO much like a screenshot from Team America: World Police that I’m totally at a loss.

The Lowdown reminding me how much I enjoy Paul Schneider. Completely bonkers character work.

The entire Dodgers lineup being carefully placed next to the rotisserie chickens at Costco cause they are COOKED.

I just wanna say that I have no idea what a self driving network is and I will strive to never find out.

As a Dodger fan I can confidently say they are absolutely cooked.

This man has the juice.

David Stearns trading for Freddy Peralta while holding a monkey’s paw: “He is going to absolutely shove in the postseason. Right?”. A single finger goes down on the paw.

Every interview with an ex-SNL cast member is like “I love Lorne! I never knew where I stood with him, felt psychologically manipulated the entire time I was there, and my mental health got to such a bad place that I’ve spent years in therapy just trying to recover. I owe him everything!”

Maybe less documentaries about how Lorne Michaels is a genius and more talk about how he’s mainstreamed dangerous assholes (Andrew Dice Clay, GWB, Trump, etc) for over 40 years.

I say “my pen!” so often that my teenage daughter has started saying it to her friends

Fallen Kingdom featured a genetically engendered “super predator” who spent almost the entire film running head-first into walls. It helped me decide to skip all future installments.

It’s bold of the ad agency Manscaped hired for their commercial to cast an actor who looks like if you asked AI to show a composite of “sex offender”.

The Houston Astros will be playing the role of “2025 Cincinnati Reds” in the wild card round it seems.

I’m a dodger fan and I would die for Muni.

At the New Beverly waiting for a movie to start, they were playing the theme song from Goldfinger, young woman in my row turned to her companion and asked "who sings this?" and I'm pretty sure they had to call an ambulance because every film bro in the theater snapped his neck around to look at her

Every time the Dodgers load the bases.

I’m no marketing genius, but if you have to put “this product was created using AI” as a warning to the consumer the same way you’d put on a label “this product has been know to cause cancer”, well maybe you have a product that sucks and no one wants.

If I can sidestep all the actual reasons to despise David Ellison for a moment and make an ad hominem attack upon him, he looks like the leader of an evil dirt bike gang in a direct to VHS 80s teen movie. Why would anyone trust this face?

“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”

*whispers* If the Mets were in the AL they would have a legitimate chance at the final wild card spot.

Do I watch House of The Dragon? Yes. It is a good show? I don’t think so? Adhering to the source material is one thing but following up the mistake of trapping your best character in a dank castle for an entire season by trapping your 2nd best character IN THE SAME CASTLE for the whole season sucks

Watched Magical Mystery Tour for the first time since I was 8. A lot, and some would say too much, of Paul McCartney’s filmmaking philosophy boils down to the premise “dwarves are funny”.

I am really enjoying Ring’s new advertising campaign of “here are some grainy videos of a dad getting hit in the groin, hopefully this makes you forget our plan to weaponize your doorbell cameras to deport your neighbors”.

Space X just ripping through Robert Heinlein short story collections, picking sentences at random and publicly announcing them as real things.

Me, if they made me go to the White House so it didn’t create an international incident

The only thing inevitable about AI is its failure I would love to put on a cap & gown and give this one-sentence speech to hundreds of CEOs

A friend asked me what fair value in a trade would be for James Wood. I thought he was talking about Fantasy. Memo to Red Sox fans: the Nationals are not trading James Wood. Stop getting high on your own supply.

Me before literally every all star game of my life: Yay! Here come the all stars! Me by the 4th inning of every all star game: Oh yeah, the all star game is boring as hell.

Watched Kurosawa’s Dersu Uzala. I’ve always avoided this one because it seemed like it might be a chore. Very stupid of me, Kurasawa could never make a boring movie. Beautiful and in its final act incredibly moving.

Everything Trump touches turns to shit so why would this be any different?

Everyone out in the streets, dancing in unison, singing to the tune of ‘Monorail’ from The Simpsons: “Balogun! Balogun! Balogun!”

France and Paraguay remaking the final act of Slapshot is super fun.

Me trying to get to the bathroom at 2am with a big dog who never sleeps in the same spot on the floor.

Brunson’s body going to fall apart like the car at the end of The Blues Brothers when this series is over.

*Me, a guy who last watched the Knicks when Charlie Ward was on the team*: Get it together guys! This isn’t like you!

I think that maybe 56% of what’s wrong right now can be traced back to the fact that we’ve completely abandoned the concept of “posers”.

Students clearly boo AI. Dumbass pundits: They’re saying Boo-urns AI. Boo-urns.

I don’t think Roki Sasaki has been great by any stretch, but going 5 and giving up 3 runs is totally fine. They’re talking about him like he’s a Make A Wish kid out there pitching.

The thing I like the most about Emmett Sheehan is that he kinda looks like Ned Beatty.