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Damn a turd just noclipped through my asshole

It sucks that a wizard cast a spell on my huge penis and made it small

Wish I had a massive dick I could throw out into rush hour traffic

Scratching my nuts by rubbing them against a tree trunk like a grizzly bear

I just invented the Load Calculator

Getting back to my roots and jacking off on the commode

I got a long ass and a short dick

Taking a plunger strapped to a fuck machine to my rectum

Bro your dookie clappers got me praying to the lord

All the guys at the gym think I'm an alpha because I don't wipe my ass

Steve Urkel boy pussy

Scratching my big fat ass with a toilet brush while I'm taking a shit

Computer pussy got me squirtin

Yeah I'm the fucker who stinks Grow up

I can't wait to jack off the turkey baster on Thanksgiving

Wanking my stanker

Licking my lips thinking about the president's fat crusty shit caked dumper

Call that dick the egg beater cuz it gets up in the ovary

Climate change making it hard figure out how much coochie butter you gotta churn to make it through the winter

Teach me how to tuggy

Richard B Danglin

Sucking dick and eating ass is good but eating dick and sucking ass is bad what a fucked up world we live in

Happy Piss Sunday to all who celebrate

Uncle Fester ass dick

That's why I say hey man nice shitter a good shitter man

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I bet the giving tree loved to suck dick

I wish I could stick my dick in my ass I'd love to fill that thing with farts

I got hot sauce in my dick hole from fucking a sandwich man it burns

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I just farted and it pummeled my nuts like a speedbag

My dick and my butt both stink

My butt stinks

My dick stinks