Pinned
My Thanksgiving pug is getting fat and juicy
I've learned three hundred + characters and I still can't read shit. Mandarin owns
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The doctor that made the frankenstein guy was pretty fucked up if you ask me
Can't we get a regular chungus for once
Roses smell like poopoo? What the hell are you talking about man...
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I'm serious bro stop tickling me the shaman said not to fart on the sacred cloth
You look like a Gunk. I'm gonna call you Gunk
Enjoying this cool new bluesky feature that doesn't let me scroll down
Eating gluten and drinking small quantities of alcohol is the play when feeling like you're going to die is the vibe
You used to have to do an elaborate quest for some freak in the woods when a demon possessed you after a night of drink. Now you take a tums
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Blue sky... where the fuckers fuck and the shitters shit
A donkey can't make waffles. What a load of horse shit
All the kappas and poggers we shared together bro.... doesnt that mean anything to you
Chuckle for the fuck of it
Ethan Klein the type of fella who would have a nervous breakdown and be passive aggressive towards his son for the rest of his life if he found out his dick was bigger
probably good he won't see his kids anymore
🚨 Extremely important update!! 🚨
this fucker walked into my room yelled as loud as he could and then waddled back out
I'm looking for a man to hug and kiss
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your mom gave my fat stinking hog the heimlich maneuver
This place is a real treasure troad of bullshit
The flintstone version of a plunger is some sort of rodent tied to a stick that gives the fat stinking hog in the toilet hole the heimlich maneuver when it starts choking on one of your massive logs of shit
Mr. Mister on the radio? Fuck dude I think you're right...
My chupacabra decoction put me in the hospital
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Sick of the big boppers bullshit
Venis Cor-boo-nus @repugnantson.bsky.social When Pokémon first got popular a guy I knew named Mike loved em and some other guy made fun of him and Mike was like "I don't like Pokémon I hate them I want to smash them and their stupid pokeballs!!" The other guy was not familiar with what a pokeball was and he had the laugh of a lifetime
Geralt has got to be taking some virulent shits after drinking all those potions
Taking babe out to dinner at Turdknockers
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I'm sad to announce that there are photos of Larry the Cable Guy Gitten-r-Done with Jeffrey Epstein
I had a dream John Fetterman was teaching a geometry class and the required textbook was a picture book for children
Babe is giving me a tudjob
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It sucks that a wizard cast a spell on my huge penis and made it small
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Replying to @hydrationchimp.bsky.social
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YEAH I'M GONNA WANK
I'M GONNA CRANK MYYYYY
Venis Cor-boo-nus @repugnantson.bsky.social I'm gonna wank my crusty thaaaaaang.... and cuum 🎶
Have a good Monday everyone
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morelike sonic the *huge* hog
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