Bean Dip

Been seeing a bunch of pro Paxton ads against talarico and like half of them are just calling him a soyboy skinny necked girly man and I just have to wonder what the audience for this shit is

Stop trying to make me buy Control Resonant I need to finish Star Wars Zero Company first

I have a very particular set of skills -finding things -connecting to them via Bluetooth

Currently teaching from a seated position because I cannot physically lift my writing arm I love this for me

If someone could cut off my arm that would be great. I am in so much pain.

Took my steroids for my shoulder too late and now I’m awake at 5:20 AM F U C K

Eyyy cats. Get ya cats here!!

Gonna nerd it up.

Mandated cat drop. Drop your cats here.

The unifying factor here is that these people regard leftists, trans people, people of color, any group marked aberrant by the mainstream, as vermin. occasionally useful and exploitable vermin, but vermin all the same. there is nothing interesting or novel at work. there is nothing to talk about.

anyway i think the proper takeaway here is that a bare majority of the court thinks the plain words of the 14th amendment mean what they say, that four members believe there is a secret hidden meaning only recently discovered by hack lawyers

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.

She is laying on his face

The problem here is all of these people know they're in a race against the clock to get all of this done before the tide turns. And by "all of this," I basically mean the destruction of anything that could criticize the post-Constitutional technofeudalist society they're hastily trying to stand up.

I've barely finished today but now it's already tomorrow

generally think that if your response to "this is loser shit" is "are you triggered?!?!?" then you're just demonstrating the truth of "this is loser shit"

taylor lorenz transformation

just a reminder that billionaires by and large view humanity as mostly chaff fit only to be exterminated while they themselves are gods set to inherit the earth.

I'm constantly trying (/failing) to get this point across. If you're a trained expert in a field, then it may be worthwhile to question the scientific consensus of your peers. If you're not, the scientific consensus is absolutely the best you can do and it's arbitrary foolishness to disregard it.

When I’m two weeks behind on my grading.

Counterpoint: Matt Yglesias should eat a bag of dicks.

I do not think that the president as head of the executive has the capability or capacity to plan and implement a widespread voter intimidation or suppression campaign in advance of the 2026 midterms. But I also think he intends to do so. This is a man who is immune to your human logic.

I keep voting for taco trucks on every corner and they keep trying to kidnap all the cooks.

What if instead of espresso they called them coffee squirts

Merriam Christmas

babe im sorry i havent returned your texts theres just a lot going on rn. my relative theodora died and the warrant of trade unexpectedly passed to me. ive been running around like crazy trying to purge heretic cults from the koronus expanse and my colony worlds are all falling to the ruinous powers

ICE arrested this man, Luis, in my community on Thanksgiving morning. As his partner walked away they laughed and called "Happy Thanksgiving" after her. open.substack.com/pub/thesesto...

Acknowledging that Lawrence of Arabia looks amazing, it's also long, meandering and moves slower than the last hour of the last day of school.

Is it true the word "pedophile" doesn't include 15 year olds by its direct translation from its Greek roots? yes Are you making the case you think you are when you argue that point? weellllll

Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

Conservatives are all liars or people who are happy being lied to, so that tracks

Israeli officials in power: yeah so we want to kill/displace every single Palestinian and annex their territories Genocide denier carrying water for Israel: WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES.

I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.

Three lockdowns and a power outage all within a week long period. what is going on with my school?

Yeah we may have had two lockdowns in as many days and my calendar may be slowly going to shit because my kids are really struggling with proofs but THEY ARE MAKING A REMASTER OF DYNASTY WARRIORS 3. Also Ghost of Yōtei is coming out in like a week!