BeardedGenius

Wonder what team they support

Hillsborough Law Now

Yer da brings home made props to the game

Genuinely taken aback when a Manchester United fan would rather City win the league than Arsenal

Wait that’s how you pronounce ‘Devaney’? I thought it was De-vein-ee

Anyone else craving a Tunnock’s tea cake?

Brazilian politician Arthur do Val. Definitely not insecure about his height and definitely didn't make the only woman in the photograph crouch down a little

Soz but this is cringe. It’s hardly gonna help anyone taking it to a game

There’s a Newcastle fan on YouTube who does videos about Newcastle in general but scouting youth talent in particular. Called Antonio Mango (real name). He’s great. In a sea of unoriginal YouTubers with massive egos & nothing original to say, he’s informed, enthusiastic & looks after his grandad

My prediction: Liverpool go through vs PSG. Everything suggests the opposite, but this Slot's Thrilla in Manila, his Rumble in the Jungle. He's Imran Khan and Liverpool are his cornered tigers. PSG are his USSR and this is his Miracle on Ice. His grand farewell.

Chiesa's really trying to help him out there 😭 "no, lad, no"

I’m not a Liverpool fan obvs but this seems a tad tone deaf from Szoboszlai. Your team just got pumped lad. The fans can react how they want once the game is over

Brands when they put a little rainbow on their logo for pride

The amount of times Antonio Valencia did that exact cross for Rooney back in the day

Nah I’m not having this. Javier Pastore is an exciting youngster at Palermo and at least four years younger than Enzo

Is this new information? Amounts of times Newcastle fans have broached a scenario of selling X player to Saudi and they weren’t even allowed. Surely the club could have communicated this earlier?

Quick question. Has Rio Ferdinand ever seen Sandro Tonali play association football?

Jack Charlton invented what kind of Irish is your granddad

I don't even know what's going on anymore. Trying to work out some of this unhinged outrage is starting to hurt my brain

The Operations Officer at Endometriosis UK is a man. Five of the seven trustees of the Endometriosis Foundation are men. No headlines about that

They’ve got to be doubts for Bolivia away

Dominik Szoboszlai getting ridiculed for turning up to training dressed like this. Firstly he’s so handsome he can pull anything off, secondly mid-90s Sandra Bullock would be all over this look

I know everyone’s taking the piss out of this, but it’s pretty incredible. Affording a team that’s made you miserable all season - making you pay some of the most expensive ticket prices in the league for utter dross - this awesome welcome is something else. That team doesn’t deserve them

When you’re sitting in the away end with only a Twix for consolation

Stand on your tippy toes next time you daft crybaby

Seeing as John Terry has outed himself as a supporter of Reform Britain’s right-wing rhetoric, here’s a reminder of the truly hilarious and shameless attempts at positive PR when he was accused of racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand in 2011

Mad that Yankuba Minteh and Elliot Anderson were both at Newcastle and they had to sell them both

Liverpool playing against Ferdi Kadıoğlu. The scousest looking non-scouser in the world. Basically Adam Rowe with a perm

For the day that it is ☘️

Your dad coming out of the fitting rooms at Next to show your mum how the polo fits

I beg your very pardon?

Say what you like about Richarlison but he’s the one Spurs player with the personality and guts for a survival fight

This is awkward. Igor Tudor went to shake hands with this random bald man thinking it was Arne Slot

You can tell Hannah Spencer started plastering recently judging from the state of that shirt 🤬🤬🇬🇧

I love Cole Palmer’s ‘What are you doing here?’ face

What does this even mean?

Bit weird

I’ve started watching The Traitors Australia and all I’ll say is this: you can’t put a white man of a certain age with that haircut in a tracksuit and goggles

Absolute meltdown

Team crying child

Sandy Sandilands in the desert? Who named him? JK Rowling?

Saw this on @beardedgenius.bsky.social insta - Scott McTominay though. I think I might fancy him ffs.

Thought I’d watch a Spurs reaction video and honestly it’s desperate stuff. Morale is not good