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Where’d all these losers disappear to? No freedom convoy for all this winning?

At this point, it seems the only vegetable that the CDC and FDA won’t have to recall is Mitch McConnell.

30 years for moving paper? What an absolute miscarriage of justice. Land of the what now?

Hey America. Why do we have all these rights and amendments?

This is Iran right now. Just taunting the US.

Shit

Given the right’s penchant for protecting pedophiles I believe this may be due to a massive evangelical misunderstanding of Matthew 19:14

I noticed traffic still sucks. Did something happen with the rapture? Lower attendance than anticipated?

Pretty quick on the draw for wanting to gas people Jesse. Almost like it’s the solution you’ve been waiting for…

We’re replacing Tylenol with another medication made for livestock? Watch your back melatonin. I hear ketamine is gaining popularity to treat insomnia.

Wait. There’s ANOTHER rapture happening? Apparently it starts tomorrow. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Anyone from down under left behind and willing to give us an update?

I just realized Flovent smells just like that shitty bootleg playdough they used to sell in the 80s.

Without a doubt. This boy is a hero. Very seldom does one find a friend of such incredible character

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Why do they all come out of the woodwork on the day a Nazi dies?

Clinton was impeached for getting a BJ behind closed doors yet Trump just televised himself receiving several blowjobs from his sycophants.

Her name was Jocelynn. Anyone that supports Trump has her blood on their hands. An unspeakable tragedy because someone wanted a better life for their little girl. The cruelty is the point.

We’ve been warned many times. Heeding warnings is not our strong suit as a species.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Did you do it?

If you love her then it’s time to let her go. Let Lady Liberty be free once again.

We should start a petition to get France to repossess the Statue of Liberty.

Abused children everywhere, Rejoice! That awful bastard is finally gone.

White supremacist tropes and ironic viral jokes illustrate the administration's project of redefining who belongs in the United States.

I don’t think Trump is afraid of people finding out he’s in the files. We already know that. I think he’s afraid of the public discovering how involved he was in the operation. He’s buying time. Because when it all comes to light he’s gonna make Jimmy Savile look like Mr. Rogers

Trump wants ‘full transparency’ in Epstein case and wants to release all “credible information” What do you want to bet “credible” means “vetted and censored”

It was never about them being here legally or “doing it the right way”

We need to bring back print. Everything should have hard copies. It’s difficult to censor ink and paper and harder still to make it disappear entirely

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Why didn’t you tell us you had moves like these? You should definitely use this skillset in the next campaign. Landslide.

Slippery slopes mean shit when their policy is free falling to the bottom on purpose. Pro lifers say what now?

How many friends do you have who drug and violently rape women and children?

Anyone else get that weird feeling that we’re not far off from getting a new holiday?

I’m an antipastor because I like to live deliciously.

These are the headlines that play in the background during the opening credits

He didn’t “lock her up” like he said he would. Now it seems like Trump is killing the Epstein investigation to cover for Bill. Hey MAGA, has Trump really been part of the swamp all along? Hmm…

idk which branch of Christianity this is, but if there’s a pamphlet or something, you have my interest

Watching Terminators 1 & 2 especially feels weird now that it turns out Skynet was probably just super racist.

When the Catholic Church says it’s ok to skip because it’s time to hide things have gotten out of control.

Évian Conference 2.0 coming just after midterms. Calling it now

You stand on guard for whom now?

At some point you just can’t make jokes anymore. Things are getting really dark America. We’re in a pretty tight spot.

Alligator Auschwitz. Just say what it really is. #Alligatoralcatraz is the politically motivated spin. This is the first of many camps already slated to be built. We’re in a tough spot America.

They really are just playing a game and making up the rules as they go. We aren’t even pieces, we’re just the points. Your life means nothing to them. Literally, not figuratively.

I think this says a whole lot. #TheAlliedForces