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Fun fact about Raul Grijalva: I once picked up him, his wife, and daughters up from the airport, while also having a fat sack of weed in my Subaru. Not planned, I like the guy and wouldn't do that to him, but last second plan change and there we were. He reeked of cigs, so maybe he didn't smell it?

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

7 Stages of Pen Grief: 1. Realizing it doesn't work 2. Scribbling on the notebook 3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever 4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning 5. Sucking on the ballpoint 6. Scribbling on the notebook some more 7. Throwing it across the room

For the visual learners...

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