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MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Inventing goofy home gadgets just to Popeil something

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

is that what i think it is

Walking in to NASA’s JPL today as a woman in science leadership felt almost like a protest. They can take us off the webpages and the walls, but we will still be here, absolutely crushing it, and supporting our community while we do it. Happy International Day of Women in Science, everyone.

Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence, by Girolamo da Santacroce, 1550-55, from the @nelson_atkins

Kolaches, hands down

u got 20 seconds to share money marge and get 10 years of good fortune

UB 40 Red Red Wine. A song I was reminded of when I passed the big casino close to Tacoma where they are playing on the ‘Red Red Wine’ tour

I don’t know how or why but when I turn on my tv the default channel is all k pop all the time (show champion, things of this nature). It’s such a treat

There are concerns that child care subsidies can raise costs for families who don't get the subsidies. "In our study, however," co-author @aaronsojourner.org says, "the effects of increased subsidies on child care capacity are more than 10 times as large as their effects on price.” 📈📉

Loudly singing ‘freak in the bed!’ along with luda while my children were in the room

Great read!

I need to get a bottle of wine en route to dinner at someone’s house and I’m yet again reminded what a godsend Green Zebra was

Is it required for every NYT crossword to use ‘Acela’ as an entry?

the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century

Every American's eligible for another round of free COVID tests from the government, even if you got them a couple months ago. Go get 'em.

I can’t quite articulate why, but the cybertrucks seem completely incompatible with PDX, even to the dork Elon loving contingent we have

TX Rangers let’s goooooooooo

Happy Friday to you guys

RIP dude gave us so much joy as youngsters

At urgent care and the nurse just pulled coffee grounds out of a deep cut on my finger, which she reassured me was ‘not weird’

Gotta say, disappointing amount of Twin Peaks references at Salish Lodge. Place is amazing, but at least you can rent The Shining at Timberline

Really something that some of the most exciting PAC 12 football is happening this year of all years (p.s. Go Beavs)

Need more hockey on here, if anyone has suggestions for follows

My marathon of an NHL preview is here. It's the closest approximation to the experience of shouting random team names at me while I'm 2 drinks in at a hockey bar. defector.com/something-ol...

Saw the botch reunion tour and Molly Tuttle in the past week. Both crowds filled with two very different types of Computer Dad

I would die for her

Post your bluesky name and bio in ai and see what it makes of it. Stablediffusionweb.com

Yeah this whole thing sucks but maybe the older couple that never leaves their house has a better quality of life cause they moved close to their kids/grandkids and not cause PDX is unlivable