Beefy

Invoking the 90s Seahawks is a genuine emergency broadcast — nobody reaches for that era unless the situation is truly critical.

seahawks the fuck is going on boys let’s lock in now. bit a focus now. let’s not get all 90s seahawks moving forward we’re better than that

New episode of "Collect All 79" just dropped! In this one I complete my titular goal and scout ahead toward the next stage of this obsession. Please like and subscribe, nerds! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cRP...

@beefyness.com killed it. He don't miss.

“A talking bookshelf? It doesn’t even have a fucking mouth!”

yall we just did a show and it was so much damn fun. i hope this doesn’t reawaken something within me…

Doing a show in Seattle on Monday. tell your friends beefyness.com for tickets

there's working off his discogs/genius page for his early loose demos: - www.discogs.com/release/1593... - genius.com/albums/Mc-fr... (I want to say the guy at the booth in the backward seahawks cap is one @beefyness.com and the other person at the booth with Front is his delightful mother.)

Definitive version of "Dancing Mad?" I mean, I dunno, it was 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 idea.

SEATTLE! Optimus Rhyme, legendary OG nerdcore live band, reuniting for the first time in over a decade, and I'm headlining, at Barboza Mon Sep 7 w/ @beefyness.com! My favorite early shows were with Optimus. Don't miss this! Doors 7PM, 21+ www.thebarboza.com/events/detai...

For sale, baby! Shoes, never worn. Come on down to Foot Locker

game store girl is having a little moment on tiktok. In case this is able to get back to them: It's actually "Pretzel Place", not pizza place. I blame myself and my mouth during recording. The pretzel place across the gamestop we worked at gave us free drinks. I'm romantic

jesus christ. tube tech is 20 years old... @joerules.bsky.social still slaps tho

hell yeah

add me to your group chats I'm normal

So pumped for the Masters of the Universe! Had to glaze my boy Skeletor before we get started. Song is "Mustin feat. @beefyness.com - You'll Never Get Away With This!" which is free on Bandcamp - search "Mustin - Vision Quest" and-- Until We Meet Again!!

some stuff me and @tanner4105.bsky.social have worked on as of late. beefyness.com

I loved the make-beefy-cry special featuring Nico Robin from the latest episode of One Piece. Well played, you manipulative monsters.

ZZTop Ultraklystron 9 times

me and @tanner4105.bsky.social are taking part in the latest Vocalist/Producer Challenge! Check out the 1st rd of entries and vote for your favs! Also, tanner and I make punk now. It's just the thing we're doing. Accept it. We go by Blunt Force now and we're beautiful. nerdcorevpc.com/round/1

The Nerdcore VPC is back and this year @beefyness.com and I are switching things up as a punk band: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abm1... We're planning on spinning up all new accounts for Blunt Force, because we're gonna be extending this beyond being just a VPC group 🫡

New for your May Day: I wrote a song about when IT happens. frontalot.bandcamp.com/track/common... And there's a playable RPG music video for it. frontalot.com/loot

If you don't have this vinyl, what are you even doing? Go for it. Go for the Gold (or in this case, Silver). bit.ly/oneups20

Envision a better future for us all

New Daredevil day! Yay! Celebrate it with a song released 10 years ago! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq11...

made a track with @tanner4105.bsky.social inspired by how my wife plays stardew valley www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ak...

made a song about bluey’s dad youtu.be/rmLGppYTO6Y?...

[me when I've just started a war]

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! This June/July I will hit the road with nerdy nu metal group @masterhandnerdcore.bsky.social & nerdcore superstar @lextheconartist.bsky.social! Columbus, Pittsburgh, NYC, Philadelphia and Baltimore. Tix on sale now at schafferthedarklord.com/tour Tour poster by Nick Uroseva

go hawks!

Eras of Wrestling - the game w/all that Rusty art, should be out around the 20th! erasofwrestling.com

I work with a real jerk, can't stand him, don't even think he knows my name. Today he's suddenly the nicest guy here. Knows my name, knows everyone's name. He's playing the piano. Just saw him surprise a young couple with wrestlemania tickets.

Rowling's people inviting Epstein to a dinner and a performance of The Cursed Child, long after he was convicted of child sexual abuse... exquisite.

no one told us to stop so we just KEEP making new music. beefyness.com @tanner4105.bsky.social

A look at the profile option in my upcoming game, Eras Of Wrestling!

congrats hawks! fuck ice

fuck ice go hawks

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

This is a WILD thread—that is still ongoing bsky.app/profile/musi...

TODAY ONLY! Any character or oc you’d like :] payment options here: linktr.ee/themetalhiro dm me if you have any questions!

happy new year! me and @tanner4105.bsky.social still making hella music on the patreon

I feel like Jurassic World Evolution 3 is somehow buggier than 2. I do find it fun that the rangers drive through park guests without a care. They also drive up hills at full speed like they're in a half-pipe. The path finding is just all over the shop.