Hollis

I really think my tombstone should read "I meant to get here sooner" because in death I should be how I lived in life.

Never. I hate Illinois Nazis.

crazy moment in Minnesota as AG Keith Ellison torches Republican Ron Schutz for accepting donations from fraudsters — and Schutz admits it

we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule

She's not my favorite, but I love when she does stuff like this. And of course she was going to know the right name of the team.

Icon behavior. 😍

I realize that every single time he opens his mouth he says something insane, but what the fuck.

Wish I had known he was in our district yesterday. So thankful for what he did for Liam and our community.

I have started university courses this week for the first time in years. All of my professors have had a long discussion about A👁️ and each one has talked about how they use it. I feel like the only person who doesn't use it at all.

One week until the start of the school year and I am completely awake at the time I need to get up. Is my body ready even if my mind isn't?

There must be a scientific reason why opening bands are almost across the board terrible.

For the life of me I will never understand why my dog's name gets pronounced EDDIE (like Munster or Vedder) and not EDIE (like Sedgwick or Bouvier) the way it is supposed to be. Her name is Edie, not Eddie. 🙄

Born a Hoosier, I adore a Hoosier cabinet. I need to see this!

See how easy it is? Every politician should be saying these same things.

A warmup jacket worn by Wilt Chamberlain during the 1972 NBA finals that was found in an Oregon thrift store fetched over $89,000 in an auction that closed Monday.

Watching this new Netflix documentary series "The American Experiment" and I just cannot believe our government is based on the ideas of men with such terrible hairstyles.

Just learned the British call homelessness "rough sleeping" and I am not sure what I think of that.

If there was ever any doubt as to how horrible Mitch is, he's stealing Lindsey's last spotlight. That is some real bitch behavior.

Bad week for shitty white dudes named Graham.

Just dropped L off at a Harry Potter murder mystery themed birthday party. Can't wait to hear if she tells all the kids her mom is anti HP because JK is a TERF.

My 11 year old just walked up behind me as I was reading the Constitution and said "what the fuck?" I feel like she gets it.

Hennepin County has cancelled the monthly outdoor warning siren test today due to the potential for severe weather. If you hear sirens today, assume it is a real alert and seek shelter immediately.

My community is full of wonderful people from Somalia (and many other African nations.) I see them everyday, playing basketball, at Aldi, eating at McDonald's, at our public school, and doing the same things everyone else is doing. If that's not assimilation, I'm not sure what is.

I hope there comes a day I can visit Stonehenge. These ancient sites are endlessly fascinating to me.

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

After not being on here for a few days, I open the app thinking "Ok, what stupid shit is going on now?" 🫠

Lovely to read something good going on in the world. Especially when it's for kids.

30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com.

I just cannot wait for this school year to be done. The next 14 days are going to be a lifetime.

Out at recess today, one of my favorite students was snotty crying and yelling at her friend "I want to go to space! Don't leave me here with all these people!!" Same girl, same.

‘I told his family he was HIV positive’: Keith Haring’s best friend on life with the artist as unseen works go on show

I say it again and again: Because we don’t learn the real history of this country, we do not understand what this country is capable of. After 1870, 22 Black men served in Congress. By 1901, because of racist SCOTUS rulings, electoral coups and election cheating and violence, there were none.

I can't believe I'm going to watch this dingdong "speak" about this fake ass shit.

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

Tonight’s wife-is-away meal: Huli Huli chicken on the smoker. Very good. Made a light Korean cucumber salad. Also made a package of yellow rice substituting a can of French onion soup for the water, which made it very rich and flavorful. www.traeger.com/recipes/huli...

My Ecuadorian neighbors are outside laughing and enjoying this beautiful day and it makes me so happy. I may have witnessed it firsthand, but I cannot imagine the terror they suffered this winter. Today and forever fuck 🧊

Strait's back open, T. We got two weeks to get more Persian broads into the Bing.

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

My kind of content.

Someone sent me this.

I really hope he is going to be ok. This is very horrible. However, I appreciate that Delocated, the best show ever made, was mentioned in the article.

"So far Samba has reportedly been sighted in a pub beer garden and basking on a riverbank."

Did I just chant "You can do it! Yes you can! You can flush it down the can!" to a first grader who is afraid of flushing the toilet? Yes, yes I did.