beezelbee 👽💜

figure it's time for one of these~ howdy! I'm beezelbee, a crafter/cat-mom/all purpose goblin from Minnesota. I really love: 🐱 animals 🎨 all variety of crafts, particularly miniatures 🎶 music & collecting pretty vinyl 🎮 indie games 💚 the Sims ⚔️ Baldur's Gate 3 🧛‍♂️ vampire fuckboys who break my heart

I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).

I don't know which deity I pissed off enough to make me wake up with Numa Numa stuck in my head, but if someone could help me figure out how many virgins I need to sacrifice in order to appease them, that'd be great

Special Edition Hardcover and Limited Edition Paperback book boxes are now available for pre-order for everyone! cerosuniverse.com/pages/agoc-b...

The author and naturalist Annie Dillard once wrote about an eagle found with a weasel's skull embedded in its neck. She suggested we should all "live like weasels": bite into the neck of something meaningful to us, then go wherever it takes us.

This pork chop is so panko coated

not now, babe, I'm busy manifesting a Vana & CORPSE collab

@letsgameitout.tv I don't have a goatse meme to send you, but please know that the idea to send you one popped into my head and I was sad that I didn't have one to do it with

NEW VINYL DAYYYYYYY feat. the Decade Edition of Badlands by @halsey.bsky.social 💙💕

me when baby humans: aw, that's cute 🙂 me when baby animals: I AM GOING TO IMPLODE FROM HOW CUTE THIS CREATURE IS, MY HEART LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT 😭💕

You sure about this, Google?

AO3 go more than 1 week without uptime issues challenge (level: impossible)

On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."

I really gotta stop adding memes to my daily mood check ins

I haven't even *opened* the Sims since April, which I think means I'm right on schedule to attempt to clean up my mods folder, give up about 15 minutes in and just rage delete it (or rage "move it to a backup folder"), and just start a new vanilla save instead

I've been d e e p in the BG3 Brain Rot lately and have fallen into the deepend with builds and speedruns and honour mode runs so I'm actually seriously attempting my own HM run, and naturally my Durge, Dame Dairy, needs the GOAT, Momma Milkers, to guide her through it all :' )

I'm still angry about this tbh, like they didn't even fucking TRY in The Mummy Returns, they were just like "idk put her in a cardigan I guess" and called it a day

🎶 NEW VINYL DAY NEW VINYL DAY 🎶 feat. the soundtracks for Ghost Song (@mattwhitedev.bsky.social) and Dorfromantik (@toukana.bsky.social), via @blackscreenrecords.com 🎧

baaaaaby shark da ba dee da ba die

this is it, I've peaked. I will never be so lucky again. 😭 #scheduleone

the difference in the amount of effort put in to making Rachel Weisz's costumes period appropriate between The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001) is so baffling

RTO fucking blows and has seriously disrupted my life, BUT it has given me an excuse to dress pretty cute three days a week

We're live for day 5 of our subathon!! Nomi's gonna be playing Kena bridge of spirits and then we'll be playing some Zomboid later with @beezelbee.bsky.social Come hang out we'd love to see your nameface in chat! www.twitch.tv/the_binamic_...

"Even a wounded world is feeding us. Even a wounded world holds us, giving us moments of wonder and joy. I choose joy over despair. Not because I have my head in the sand, but because joy is what the earth gives me daily and I must return the gift." (Robin Wall Kimmerer, Braiding Sweetgrass)

Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot.

being alive is just so unfathomably cool cant believe im about to go for a trot around the block. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN THERES A WHOLE BLOCK TO EXPLORE WITH SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? every dang day we are blessed with this. wow

Sorry but if my autistic special interest for literal decades ass can let go of the terf boy wizard, then you can too. There’s other stories out there that have whatever it is you get out of that story. I promise

I forgot to post on here earlier when I went live, but I'M STILL GOIN' raising money for National Children's Alliance! 💙🐝 we are HALFWAY to our overall goal - next milestones unluck Burger as a burger and Toilet Eyes stickers, and goal milestone is a cat ear crafting stream 😽 twitch.tv/beezelbee 💜

every morning on in office days I say "I'm not gonna sit on the couch scrolling until the last minute, I'm gonna workout and take my time getting ready and leave on time" and then I sit on the couch scrolling until the last minute

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Margaret Atwood: ‘The Handmaids Are Supposed To Be Aliens’ theonion.com/margare...

John Wick is actually short for Jonathan Wikipedia

I'll be over on National Childrens Alliance stream in just a bit, playing Forensic Feud with some other rad streamers against NCA staff! come hang out and help support their work supporting kids!🐝💙 www.twitch.tv/nationalchil...