Greg Turner

Here's the thing about being an old-school club kid: Sometimes you get a song stuck in your head, and you'll spend an entire Saturday just saying, "ah-SEEEED! ah-SEEEED!" over and over and over again.

It’s so weird. I keep asking conservative posters, “What’s your favorite Jesus quote?” and so far I haven’t gotten a single response.

I mean, you can tempt fate, sure. Just don’t be a dick about it.

The opposite of haberdasher is ziggurat. That is all.

Stephen Miller hates humans.

Buckle up, kids! We’re gonna march for our country

“Yale Lawyer JD Vance dodged ABC anchor questions about Tom Homan’s alleged bribe. Coward Donald J Trump refuses to answer ABC press pool questions in retaliation” That is all

Reminder: ICE is bitches That is all.

Planet hopping through the bi-polar system

Y’all. What am I going to do if I’ve become allergic to coffee? This message of pure basic white man brought to you by my current headache.

“Hegseth and the Angry Inch” YOU’RE WELCOME

No, the OTHER Lawrence of Arabia

Marking this for future me

…and the executive branch continues to flaunt its little dick energy. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

So much this. Plus, light shined on the machine parts is more effective than light shined on a charismatic figurehead

I mean, Cracker Barrels the world over could catch fire, be doused with sea storms, slide into Hell pits as the world was rended asunder and Waffle House would still be open, still be welcoming, and still be awesome. @themountaingoats.bsky.social

“My dear boy,” the elegant elder said, “it’s all Gatsby. All the way down!”

Or shrink it. Why should states with little population get representation at the federal level?

Von: You think the spiders will be kind? I ain’t ever met a kind one, but maybe the robot ones would be?

That time you got caught skankin’ and it wasn’t to the beat. The shame of it. The horror in your father’s eyes.

FWIW, there are American cities _begging_ for help with crime. ABQ, for example. If this administration wanted to help, they’d send help where it’s being requested.

Honestly? Fuck today’s NYT crossword.

Six in the morning police at my door Fresh Adidas squeak across the bathroom floor Out my back window, I made my escape Didn’t even have chance to grab My old-school tape -Ice T Me? I just went for a run #isru

Motherfucker gonna pass the Dutchie ‘pon the right hand side? What is this world coming to?

Morning jog and the athletic resonance starts your sweaty armpit to a meaty clapping, each _swwp-plup_ a small and taunting ovation.

Don’t stop the timer, don’t have a heart attack.

How much is an old person worth on the black market? This could turn into a win-win: generate revenue AND reduce future costs.

Fuckin great

This.

The world’s first break dancer may already be dead.

Two cardinals, male and female, work together to tear up a piece of Spanish moss into small and manageable pieces.

Sometimes I wish Argentina would quit crying for me. Other times? Not so much.

We have quite enough douche nozzles in Florida. Please direct him to Texas.

Just saw a shirt described as “Black Aloha,” and thought, “what a great fuckin name for a band.”

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John Waters’ moustache is the real thinspiration

If, in casual conversation, you mixed up Tom Ford and Thom Browne, Thom Browne might find it funny. Tom Ford would be livid. That is all.

Oh shit

Dear @dncstaffunion.bsky.social , Rather than text me empty platitudes of “fighting against…” and blah, blah, blah, ask me for bail money. “X, Y, Z congress member is going to inspect ICE facilities, and we’d like to be able to pay their bail and lawyers. Spare a couple bucks?” Make trouble!

Noticing the phrase "generational talent" popping up more and more these days. Almost as if "generational talent" is becoming commonplace. That is all.

Call me old fashioned, but all this first-name familiarity lessens credibility. I don't want to hear about the fitness app from "Stephanie," I want to hear about technology from "Stephanie Postlewaite, Watch OS product manager." Ms Postelwaite is trustworthy. Stephanie is not #wwdc

Did such a good job bagging my own groceries, the professionals gathered ‘round, hoisted me on their shoulders and chanted, “One of us! One of us!” Damn fine work for a Sunday

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

Once again, an art statement that reads like the final paragraph of _Inside, Outside, Upside Down_

omg facts

This makes me so mad for so many reasons

Disagree. Especially as the web becomes more polluted with linkbait and black holes of attention, LLMs can be a useful tool for things you’ve never done before. Example: “Can you provide an outline structure for an internship funding proposal? Here are the particulars: a, b, c, d, etc.”

Well played

Wins the internet

Where the fuck’s my coffee, bitches? Vs. Where the fuck’s my coffee bitches?